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Klen 11-16-2006 12:30 PM

Daily joke
 
Sex Vs. School
10.... Everbody likes sex and nobody likes
school,except for virgins and only because they
haven't had sex yet.

9.... Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs
etc... School just sucks.

8.... After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette.
After school you feel like smoking something a
whole hell of a lot stronger.

7.... You only get disciplined during sex if you
want to.

6.... Drinking drives people to sex, where as
school drives people to drink.

5....Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of
stress.

4.... Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you
get with sex.

3.... After sex you feel like you have accomplished
something.

2.... Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a
hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of
dollars in tuition.

And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than
school is........

1.... At least you have a choice whether or not you
want to have sex. At school your teachers screw
you regardless.

gimo33 11-16-2006 12:36 PM

lol... nice :)

pimplink 11-16-2006 12:53 PM

Those jokes have some sense in them. A good laugh.

Kimo 11-16-2006 01:05 PM

hahahha very nice

martinsc 11-16-2006 01:08 PM

:1orglaugh

gecko 11-16-2006 03:01 PM

heh... not bad.

woj 11-16-2006 03:28 PM

:1orglaugh

Ohface 11-16-2006 03:31 PM

:1orglaugh cool comparison.

BluewireAngie 11-16-2006 03:54 PM

:1orglaugh

Nice one! :thumbsup

nAtuRaLbEautY 11-17-2006 12:03 AM

pretty good :1orglaugh

marketsmart 11-17-2006 12:05 AM

funny lol :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 11-17-2006 02:48 AM

Those are great lol.


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