Juicy D. Links classic "poems" revived EXCLUSIVE
 

Vagina" - another original piece by.....Juicy D. Links


Vagina


As the legs spread wide open to unveal thee,
My face and body starts to get all warm and tingly,


Now in my line of sight i see the seductive lips ,
Glad i didnt go out with the guys for beer and chips,

Nicely shaven is what i like and see in front of me
glad this is a she and not a "he"

I spread the labias to unveil the pink tunnel of lust,
Lord thank you for it being clean with no signs of crust,

I lick around , up and down till she moans and moans asking for more,
Lord have mercy Juicy this is just a easy score,

The vagina starts to moisten and get wet,
I bet this chick now knows the powers of Juicy , this she will never forget,

Orgasm after orgasm all night long ,
She never ceases to please even though Juicy hasnt even whipped out his dong.

After all is said and done,
Juicy is just in it for the love and fun

Nice Poem

Truly profound...

Coffee - another original piece by.....Juicy D. Links

Looking to get myself a cup of freshly brewed coffee,

I encounter a chick , my oh my what a honey,

Wondering if i should use my moves,

Hell why not Juice you got the grooves,

I said Hey baby whats your name,

She said i dontlike guys that like to play games,

I said sweety games is not what i like to play,
But if you dont want me you must be gay?

She said off course not i am not gay , I just broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years,

I said sweety i understand its all good have no fears....

Cause Juicy is here to wipe away all your tears.

My Tender Balls - another original piece by.....Juicy D. Links

Looking to caress my tender balls,

Damn just from one chick i have recived 49 calls,

I tell hey baby not tonight,

Next thing you know she puts up a fight,

Not in the mood to listen to her shit,

I open up my bottle off Xanax to take another hit,

Mr Izz roles by looking like homo

He said juicy why so sad you look like a momo,

I tell him man oh man all these chicks want a piece of me ,

Sometimes i just wanna pacl my bags and flee,

He says i understand its becasue your so damn good looking yes your are,

He was right so there was nothing else to do but to go looking for chicks in my car.

A original Poem By Juicy D. Links.

Cum

As my throbber is being stroked up and down,
There is a smile on face you wont see any frowns,

Up down , oh baby give it to me the way i like ,
Hmm and all my buddies said this girl is no more than a dyke,

About to blow i am holding back ,
Hmm Ill hold it in a little longer and cut this bitch some slack,

I unleash my load all over her mouth and chin,
Nice very nice now time to get me juice n gin,

She excuses herself to clean up her goo sprayed body ,
My oh my she has become a victim of Juicy the Almghty!!!

Another original By JDL

J.F.K.
How does he do it we all want to know,
JFK JFK how do you attend all these shows?

Traveling left n right nonstop in the air,
Must make you tired but hey at least you got great hair,

Too busy to attend a show,
Have no fear JFK's pics will bring you the action blow by blow,

Carrying all his photographic gear,
Once you see the Flash ya know JFK is near,

Snap , flash snap ,flash, snap ,flash ,snap,
Paparazzi JFK is near oh crap :-(

Hotties line up just to be shot,
They all thing there shit dont stink and they are hot ,

JFK JFK oh how we love your pics,
From the beatiful women and the twink dicks,

Inspiration comes to me by reading the FUBAR Times,
In case you wondered that how I come up with these ryhmes,

Sexy Stallion


Blessed by god , oh thank you lord
For making me good looking and not a ugly turd,

Women want me that aint hard to see,
They all want to get me in bed and have there way with me,

I thank you much for all the good looks ,
Some guys try to be as good looking as me by reading girly books,

My ass is tight n tender and firm tot he touch ,
You should see me posing at home while sitting on my couch,

Wherever i go the ladies always seem to stare,
But after awhile i dont seem to care,

You see I am sexy and hot that aint hard to believe,
After i have my way with the chicks I tell em to leave,

Why do i do this you must be asking,
For me being with one chick will never be lasting,

I need a new flavor all the time ,
Now do I ask is this a crime?,

They want me so bad what can I do i want to know?
Who really cares as long as the girl knows how to blow.

wow very nice poems :thumbsup

i will do custom poems , just give me a subject and ill see if my juices start flowing

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:frenchman From now on you shall be known as "Le Juicy" :frenchman

Nice Juicy

Hey Juicy how about one on how mike shot gay content

Whoa,that's some really deep shit right there....Keep it up Juicy:thumbsup
PS:I think you cand come up with your own subjects,you don't need our help.:)

Juicy these really are classics! :) nice job!

we need to make a coffe table book ...:)

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Juicy is a Poet .....and He Knows It

juicy your insane lol

A poem for Juicy
 

My name is Juicy and I'm a tard
87 thousand posts? It's not that hard

Just post bullshit everyday
Convince myself that I'm not gay

My thread views keep on dropping down
Wonder how much longer I'll be aroun'

Go to shows, promote myself
Pill bottles line my bathroom shelf

I cry myself to sleep at night
This poems a troll, will I bite?

I know my schtick is getting old
64 thread views, damn that's cold

I miss the feel of Ramos' cock
No fleshlights here, I'll use a sock

Remember Mary gave me head?
T'was the last time I had a girl in bed

Since then something's not been right
I piss blood almost every night

My poem is done, lack of attention's a drag
I should come out of the closet, admit I'm a fag

So here we go, it's the last verse
Kill me now my poems SUCK.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

why do weirdos all think theyre great poets, just kidding

do one about the "Oui Oui!!!"

Oh and maybe one on tender loins ;-)

ahhhhhh the trolls are out!!!!!!

I didn't try and disguise the fact that it was a troll :)

Looks like you put your heart and soul for this poem?

Write one for me, Juicy.

It sounds like the emotions are really poured into it.