Big props to Porno Dan in baltimore! (And a crazy TRUE story!)
 

First off....Dan seriously has one of the nicest restaurant/bars in Baltimore. Really fucking nice...nothing but top shelf liquor, hot bartenders, cool 20-something crowd, live band jamming in the corner & taking requests. And a very posh restaurant seating area on the other side. And dan himself is probably one of the nicest/most professional guys I've had the pleasure of meeting.

So anyways me & doug from Ironpath networks are out having a few drinks with some friends (a few too many lol) and we roll by Dan's bar (i had seen pictures from his post about redskins games on here before) so i make doug slam on the brakes, so we can drop in......

I stumble in (buzzing), mention my name, next thing i know I've got shots of Russian vodka headed my way on the house. The rest is kind of a blur, & I'm sure i was being a drunk idiot....but Dan showed nothing but hospitality as we downed many more drinks...& shouted our requests at the band :1orglaugh

Now heres the beauty part....Dan hooks me up with a little sample dvd of his work (which in the next hour will SAVE me), i put it in my pocket....me & doug roll out. On the way back doug becomes a little ill, so we pull off the side of the road (we were on a back road near industrial buildings, no traffic etc.)..Doug is doing his "ill" thing....& i'm standing outside the car with him.

Next thing we know a cop rolls up, He's NOT happy! (to say the least). Fortunately the keys were out of the ignition. He starts busting my balls...hardcore....

Suddenly in my buzzed haze....I realize i have Dan's tasty porno gift in my pocket.

I look straight at the cop & say "Look man, everyones been here before....you think maybe you could look the other way for us this time?" (As i'm handing him the porn dvd), he looks at it....gives a huge grin....puts it on the seat next to him...says "call a cab next time, & take care of your friend" and drives off.

A Porno Dan dvd saved both of our asses for at least a drunk in public charge, possibly trespassing.

Dan is now officially THE MAN! And once again, the power of porn & a little pimp persuasion is shown!

Now if you'll excuse me, i need a long nap! :pimp

http://www.pornodan.com/

forgot the link ; )

I heard Dan was the king of Baltimore :)

DH

:1orglaugh bribing a cop with porn... I gotta try that.

Glad you had fun.

:)

Whats the name of his restaurant and where's it located? I lived in Baltimore for 23 years, but never knew Dan was from there.

thats hilarious

next time u guys are partying in Baltimore, hit me up.

We're up in Timonium and we'll come on down

What bar does he own?

A Damn Pr0! :)

I think he owns the Red Fish... I need to make the trip over there sometime, sounds like a hell of a place :)

gonna be in baltimore next week. what bar/restaurant is his?

I think its called the Red Fish

haha i was wondering what happened to you.

LMAOOOOO

great story.

I bribed a cop with a fleshlight in vegas after a gfy kickoff party haha

Good story!

:)

sounds like you had fun :)

sounds like you guys had a blast :)

Hope you had a blast here in bmore.Our cities finest corrupt as ever lol

your a lucky guy that could of went very badly

Dude you have the best stories, now move your ass down to Florida.

Dan is a cool cat. Good story!

just remember anytime you hang out with me & tree (especially)....you take a good chance of getting into some shit :1orglaugh :pimp

we're coming real soon now bill.....its sped up quite a bit!

Yeah Dan is 1 cool dude

Kicked it with him in S. Beach Fla @ his pajama party this past august.

Dan is good peeps.

ive never herd of porno dan til right now but he has a sweet site!

good shit man...check out his program

Dan's a great guy .. and well Porn DVDs will always get you out of Jam ! .. LOL .. Great story

I must be the only one bothered by the fact that someone who can easily afford a cab was driving home drunk. :( In fact, Dan himself should have called you one if he was supplying the booze. Not cool, IMO.

/rant from old lady

Like stories

you could fuck up a wet dream

i was not drunk, doug was....i was driving....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

cool story :)

lol, another one for the books, shit like that always seems to happen around P-dan!

ya' got love the guy!

HAHAHA, great story,
Porno DVD's will get you out of a jam every time.

When jealous boyfriends would step up and start some shit with us during spring break I would just give them a DVD and the next thing you know they would be pimping their bitch out telling her to get down and dirty for our camera. lol

OK, that's cool - if you weren't drunk then all's good :)