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montel 11-18-2006 03:44 AM

Why Won't God Heal Amputees?
 
Is God real, or is he imaginary?

Is God real, or is he imaginary? It is one of the most important questions in America today, because this question lies at the heart of the American culture wars.

If God is real and if God inspired the Bible, then we should worship God as the Bible demands. We should certainly post the Ten Commandments in our courthouses and shopping centers, put "In God We Trust" on the money, pray in our schools and eliminate the theory of evolution from every curriculum. We should focus our society on God and his infallible Word because our everlasting souls hang in the balance.

On the other hand, if God is imaginary, then religion is a complete illusion. Christianity, Judaism and Islam are pointless. We should eliminate God from our society because God is meaningless. Belief in God is nothing but a silly superstition, and this superstition leads a significant portion of the population to be completely delusional.

But how can we decide, conclusively, whether God is real or imaginary?

Since we are intelligent human beings living in the 21st century, we should take the time to look at some data. That is what we are doing when we ask, "Why won't God heal amputees?"

If you are an intelligent human being, and if you want to understand the true nature of God, you owe it to yourself to ask, "Why won't God heal amputees?"

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tabasco 11-18-2006 04:03 AM

Cause he knows that shit converts?

Big_D 11-18-2006 04:13 AM

valid argument

notabook 11-18-2006 04:16 AM

Because god wants to see them suffer. That's how god gets his awesome power, through suffering. Why do you think he lets all those thousands of african kids die every year? If they don't suffer his power doesn't grow. That's the difference between the ethereal gods and robot gods; robot gods come built in with a neo-candiumcorbite tri-interface power supply making their power absolute and eternal. Robot gods don't require constant sources of new power; they have all they will ever need.

hydro 11-18-2006 04:26 AM

God helping 1 person with a problem would be like the olsen twins running a personal ad on national tv for a threesome with their phone numbers on the screen. Everybody would be calling and asking for some poon.

montel 11-18-2006 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 11341713)
Because god wants to see them suffer. That's how god gets his awesome power, through suffering. Why do you think he lets all those thousands of african kids die every year? If they don't suffer his power doesn't grow. That's the difference between the ethereal gods and robot gods; robot gods come built in with a neo-candiumcorbite tri-interface power supply making their power absolute and eternal. Robot gods don't require constant sources of new power; they have all they will ever need.

are you a scientologist?

psili 11-18-2006 10:27 AM

God != religion

That's why, when two opposing sport teams both pray for a win before a game, one always loses.

Scott McD 11-18-2006 10:30 AM

God is as real as Santa Claus... :pimp

baddog 11-18-2006 10:35 AM

The ignorance of some is astounding.

Kimo 11-18-2006 11:08 AM

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MyNameIsNobody 11-18-2006 11:28 AM

There is no god. Cher is still alive, what more proof do you guys need?

jacklaidlaw 11-18-2006 11:42 AM

god never existed do people really expect you to believe "He's there but does not show himself because you have to believe" omg ppl are so thick if he does exist he is sure one hell of a shitbag

psili 11-18-2006 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimo (Post 11342260)
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That lamp?

RawAlex 11-18-2006 12:27 PM

That's Donny's job. That and converting pornographers to "the way".


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