"And why would the people listen to you?"
 

"Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."

"Fuck the corner store, we cornered the store."

"A chastity belt! That's going to chafe my willy!"

"Because, I am the son of God."

Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
We changed it in the 9th century.
You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
It's a good change. That's a good change!

Oops. Belinda beat me to it!

"G shit respected, I fuck a bitch thats pregnant and anorexic"

:helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme

"I lost. I lost? Wait a minute, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script."

Kindly let me pass.
Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.
[Proudly]
I made that up.
It's very fascinating. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you.

"Another quailude and she'll love me in the morning."

1 more:
" Fuck Casper Gomez! And fuck, the fuckin Diaz Brothers.
I burry those cock-a-roaches!

Look, Robin, you don't have to do this. I mean, this ain't exactly the Mississipi. I'm on one side, I'm on the other side. I'm on the east bank, I'm on the west bank. It's not that critical.

whats all this about then

" Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

Every day above ground is a good day.

Sorry i can't hear your accent through the board.