did this even happen to you when you took a wiz?
 

you went to the bathroom to take a wiz and very little to nothing came out.
so you pulled up your pants and turned to leave and suddenly it came out and soiled your underwear ?

Um, no. I've had the usual double streamers though.

The triple streamers are a bonus.

Yes, that already happened to me several times.


Don't ask about the smell?

Uhm no.

I bet you wet your bed as well?

Stop abusing your prostate... :2 cents:

only when there is a pussy inside it

Depends
:thumbsup

no..that sucks


Mr. Romance

No never :winkwink:

The best is when you're freezing cold and your dick shrinks, then you go to do a 'stand up' but forget that your foreskin now covers the end of your shriveled old man. Consequently when you pee, your foreskin causes the piss to go all over the place. Then you have to get some toilet paper and wipe it off the rim/ floor/ your trousers/ your feet so that no-one except everyone who reads this thread will ever know that you had a little accident.

If the above happens to you and your piss goes on the little mat which most people have around the bog, you must soak it up with bog roll then if anyone complains that the mat stinks of piss, simply blame it on someone else. If you have young relatives who sometimes come to visit, I would recommend blaming it on them as they are not old enough to defend themselves against such a charge.