This fucking kid had better not be on my flight
 

Man, I am sitting in the terminal, and this kid is screaming!! If he is on the same flight as me I may go nuts by the time we land in Chicago.


Please Lord, let him be on another flight . . . or smite him before takeoff.

Thank you.

This is why God gave us those cute little flight attendants and their fine liquor selection...

:thumbsup here here! :winkwink:

Cute? When was the last time you flew on Southwest?

Southwest... Ouch... Ok

Next best solution... double the liquor intake... and have iPod prepared for any sudden "Mommy" outbursts.

I think I will spike his formula with some Jack Daniels

Good call... :thumbsup

I have NEVER seen a cute flight attendant. EVER.

They are always pushing 50 but using makeup to try to be 25. Ugh.

Noise canceling headphones my friend. :thumbsup Probably some for sale right there in the terminal. :winkwink:

I hope he will be on the same flight as you.

I've been blessed... I've had quite a few...

Jet Blue, Alaska, and American

Well, it looks like this brat is on my flight . . . and the looks of dispair by my fellow passengers shows I am not the only one not looking forward to this.

:banana

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damn that sucks...try to get some sleep...how long of a flight is it, 3.5 hrs?

:1orglaugh

We actually had a HOT one on our last flight. It was Aero Mexico. and our son was great on the flight. he flirted with ever girl in view, and all the stews.

good lord...good luck dude...would recommend earplugs or the ipod :)

babies should have to ride in the cargo compartment along with the dogs and cats :disgust

Let's just hope the mom still knows how her pimp hand works.

He! Fresh idea! Unless it is not your child :1orglaugh

just make sure to tell the air marshall that the lil kid has a bomb hahah jk

Oh well goodluck!! :)

lol :) :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh !!

start a chant with the other passengers, kill the loud kid, kill the loud kid!

try ear plugs!