Wake Up Call
 

Normally when I fall asleep at night, I end up leaving the T.V. on.

Nothing is quite as disturbing as waking up to some infomercial about fecal matter, and babie's dump gerth.

:Oh crap

I can not relate to that since I never watch television.

But when I go to bed, I turn off everything that could possible wake me up, including all alarms, phones etc

in that case I can go to bed at 4 am and wake up at 1 pm and nothing disturbs me when I sleep

Good thinking!

Normally I am so whipped at the end of the day I just pass the fuck out. So the TV ends up being left on. Normally it is not an issue since I will sleep from 12-1 AM through the night until 6, 7 AM.

But.. if I have one of those nights where I wake up at 4 or 5 AM. It seems there is always some infomercial about fecal matter on TV. Some smilin jack dude talking about the gerth of his kid's steamy loafs. Caked up colons, and whatever.

You're half awake, half asleep, and you end up waking up with...

I used to always have the tv on before bed, but can't fall asleep with it on now. Just started turning the cell phone off at night and now I wouldn't have it any other way.

I can sleep only in total silence.