Sicone's 10k Year End Attempt
 

Sicone is most interesting character. He's trying to reach 10k posts before the end of the year. Let's all help him out with asking him questions.

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I'll go first.

Sicone, who do you admire the most in this industry?

This is a goal of mine also. hehe :winkwink:

ahhh shit.. its like a on the spot ambush interview....

What do you do when your erection lasts for more than four hours?

Sort of, but anyone can ask questions!

Love the hat!:pimp

Ever have one of those moments and think this isn't the right biz for you?

There are several people who come to mind, and its not about who makes the most money, but more of who is always honest, helpful and trustworthy...

Sherm... This is the guy who brought me to GFY, showed me the ropes on galleries, and even helped me with some basic SEO strategies yrs ago. It was really Sherm who gave me my start in adult and since day 1 he has always been there to lend a hand, answer some questions or even just to take me out for a dinner.. and I didnt even have to put out

There is also D-wreck. He came up to me at my first Vegas show and introduced himself and others when I was standing around wide eyed like a surfer. He is always willing to help, always in a upbeat cheery mood and one of the people I look forward to seeing at every show.

what do you think a show newbie should do at his or hers first show

thats around 110 posts/day to reach 10k, try for it! :thumbsup

Thats easy. Oral sex with a stranger :winkwink:

Well, I dont think I have ever had one for 4 or more hours, but if I do, I'll give ya a call to let ya know what I'm doing about it.

After about a hr or so.. if I havent cum yet I have to tap out and take a break. Last weekend that break included a nap which was rudely ended when my lady slapped me upside the head and asked what the hell I was doin. I shook the cobwebs clear and got back to task. 15 minutes late I was snoring.

The hat was a main part of my 'Broke Pimp' Halloween costume. Its still in the back of my truck on my speaker box.


And yes, there have been moments when I thought I should be in a different biz, I could easily make good money doing what I am educated to do. Most people have no clue how much education I truly have and are often surprised... the funny thing is, out of all the certificates I have, only one has anything to do with computers. and thats as a Network Engineer.

I also have several yrs of auto mechanics, but I got tired of my nails never being clean.

interned at the Sac County Medical Examiner's office, cool job in its own way, but after almost 2 yrs of dealing with dead bodies, I wanted something different.

Best advice is to make themselves known without being a jackass. There are many people in this industry who will bend over backwards to help a person out, all you have to do is ask. Set yourself some obtainable goals and then go after them.

My 1st Vegas show, I wanted to meet some fellow webmasters and get to know them well in hopes of some help for my own struggling sites. I did

2cnd show, I set out to establish my name in the industry, get around to as many people as I could and find out what could be done for us to work together and profit.

3rd show, My work at the previous show and other events through the year (spannows Halloween party and others) I wanted a job with a specific company in town here. Less then 2 weeks after the show I was starting my first day with adult.com

I'm trying :pimp

I heard a story about you swimming in the water in San Diego once. Tell us the details!

Take a nap ... :1orglaugh

This question deserves pics... uploading them now and then I'll answer :thumbsup

Are the chains in the pic real or just fun knock offs?

Does Rochard get you laid by hot models?

What's in the bottle? Did you drink it all by yourself?

You look like a fun guy to hang out with.... Come to Ohio much?

Can't wait to see and read this one....

Do you really plan to hit 10k before years end?

I'd hire squish to help....

Am, I asking questions to fast?

:) I am just trying to do my part to help :thumbsup

He seems to be partial to red heads which is difficult for me to hook up for him.

it looks like your racing him to 10k.... :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Red heads are hard to find, at least ones that come out of there panties easy..... I stick with the blonds, no reason to work harder then I have to :winkwink:

ok, the setting... San Diego... Cybernet 2005

The scene... several hours into the White Trash Bash

I'm drunk thanks to this hot lil waitress who keeps bringing me drink... yes it may have been her job but what a ass she had....

I'm talking to Lensman about some shit when Ramos walks up, and out of his mouth comes these words....

"Joe, I'm so fucking high right now"
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Lensman, being the ever oportunist that he is challenges Ramos to go for a swim. So outside we step and walk over to the harbor area.

Ramos, talking his game as always
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Ramos gets in the water, complains that its cold so I start talking shit to him, he challenges me to get in and make the swim
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So in I go, I got insulation all around me so I'm not cold at all
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Since I'm drunk as hell, out of concern Lensman offers Sherm some money to swim along side me and make sure I dont drown. Little did Lensman know, the water wasnt deep at all and I was able to walk 2/3rds of the way across.

on the other side, where the boats were parked, it was deeper of course... so, I make it across and then comes the challenge I never considered... How the fuck was I supposed to get out.

No problem, I'll climb my fat ass into this lil boat and then get out....
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dint work out so well, the boat flipped over with me in it and sunk to the bottom... oops.

After this I swim my way over to a sail boat that Lensman has climbed aboard and tossed down the ladder
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Lensman paying me my money...
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Victory is mine
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Later that night, Lensman hands me like 500 bucks, the keys to his BMW and tells me to go get drinks. I was drunk, so I handed the keys off to a sober driver and went along for the ride.

GO GO GO!

Sicone is a great fucking guy... He is one of the few around that I let into my house when I am not home and sleep in my bed.. He even has a key to do so whenever he is in the LA area and needs it.

knockoffs... 2.99 each at the store

keep in mind, I was a broke pimp

At this rate I am gonna win.....

No, that would be unprofessional of him and the company he represents. He did however try to get me to dance with a tranny at a club here in town. I declined and the tranny went on to dance with the GFY member now known as Trannow.

I also have a lady that I love very much, Rochard has met her and knows this about me.

You can thank me later for photo documenting that whole event for you... :thumbsup

That is a bottle of Patron silver... the ultimate pimp cup. Never leave home without it.

with the exception of a few shots shared, I did indeed drink that entire bottle myself. I had a second bottle of tequila (not patron) but I dropped it. shit happens.

Never been there, maybe someday

Yeah, I caught that part after I asked..... You looked like a real pimp to me (Aren't they all broke and wearing fake chains) :1orglaugh

You tell a great story, the best part is the responsable ending :thumbsup

I'm doing my best, however unlike squishy, I actually read the posts and post a response relevant to the thread

I am very partial to red heads, specially mine :thumbsup

I'm goin, I'm goin. oh and I may or may not return your key. We'll see.

Lensman would have buried me under the pier if I had wrecked his beamer

Great answer :thumbsup And yes, banging the hired models is not a great idea :error

Thanks for telling me about the dance.... :winkwink:



What a lucky lady she is to have a stand up guy like you :2 cents:

You are not lieing there..... I do not think I have ever seen him post twice in the same thread.... :1orglaugh

Well, seeing how I'm trying to hit 2000 before the end of the weekend, I'll play along...

where did you get the styling red hat?

I will thank you now :thumbsup

Never had it before....

I hate dropping the bottle, I did that once at a small party, it was one of them big bottles with the finger loop and it was the only drink we had, after hours...... I still hear about that till this day from my friends :Oh crap

Here is the waitess who kept me dunk in San Diego, she likes to come North and hang out so I hooked her up with some swag

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Well then it is even a better thing that you are responsable... :thumbsup


I dislike it when people put themselves and everyone around them at risk and drive drunk versus do the "uncool" thing and hand the keys off :2 cents:

I see you at all the shows and never really got to speak to you on a real level. You seem like a really fun guy. I know you talk to Pete-kt sometimes but I don't know too much about you. what was your first job in adult?

and feel free to ask questions back if it helps the post count .. :)