| Don RELISH |
12-11-2006 10:07 AM |
Fucking funny Xmas party story...[pics]
So it's Xmas party season and every man and his dog is getting out amongst it, getting smashed on the weekend and rocking up on Monday with stories to tell. Today however, Nick, the manager of a company next to us had a story that had us in stitches!
Basically he went to a company Xmas party on Saturday night and as to be expected, got well and truly hammered. On his way out, he attempts to pull a chick dressed as Lara Croft, fails miserbly, but manages to end up with one of her toy guns which in his drunken state he stuffs down the back of his jeans. Feeling hungry, he ends up in Burger King in Picadilly Circus around 2am, so the place was packed. After scoffing a burger and drink he gets desperate and needs to take a leak so heads for the upstairs toilets at which point he's stopped by 2 bouncers. Upstairs is closed they tell him but of course he doesn't listen, telling them he's a paying customer, etc. They have a little scuffle and somehow Nick manages to duck under their arms but before he gets too far he has to go, so in defiance, whips out his cock and starts pissing there and then in the top floor eating area.
The bouncers are shocked and have no idea what to do. They're obviously not too keen on getting piss on them. Anyway, Nick's pissing away but the flow isn't stemming. In fact it's beginning to inch it's way to the edge, which it does, overflowing over and spilling onto a girl's head, the girlfriend of a wide boy (East London gangsta wannabe). The girl screams and in a flash he's upstairs with his with mates, hurling threats while his mates are on their mobiles calling for reinforcements.
At this point one someone notices the toy gun sticking out of Nick's jeans, raises the alarm and in less than 3 minutes a whole tactical response unit wearing flak jackets storms through the front door, guns raised. Nick, the jolly drunk that he is, is totally oblivious to all this but does notice that everyone has become tense. The police realise Nick is drunk and hasn't reached for the gun so edge forward, disarm him, bundle him up and question him and all the witnesses. After finding all the stories correlating, they decide he's not a terrorist and let him go, saving him from not only getting beaten up by the bouncers but also by the wide boys. They also mention that he came very close to being shot!
His mates have since called him a tosser and disowned him for nearly getting himself and all of them either beaten up or shot. We however thought it was bloody funny!
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Ok, if you bothered to read all that you deserve a few pics so here are a few from our latest shoot with Sarah Main and Michelle B ....enjoy.
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