I am running for Premier of Quebec:
 

I promise:

Free poutine for all
Lessons on how to not sound like you are eating cabbage when you are trying to talk english
I will re name the Canadians, to the Lazymen
and i will weekly provide a FREE razor to ALL frenchwomen


would you vote for me?

if not i will show up at your house and rub my cock all over your door handles so when you go home and go to open the door it will be almost like you gave me a handjob.

You forget mentioning seperating from Canada but somehow keeping the passports, currency, and citizenship of Canada as well as the right to blame Canada for everything for the next 1000 years.

You would get elected in 2 seconds on that platform, unless you are an openly gay Pequist.