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jasonir 12-11-2006 11:12 PM

Five Fucking Dollars.
 
I just realized that I have some friends. These friends are a special type of friend. They take take take and never give back. In fact, I realized today that I have some friends of several years who have never bought me one fucking drink.

I've done everything for these friends. And they've never bought me one fucking drink, ever. I've bought everything from laptops to bottle service for them. What the fuck is wrong with me?

I need new friends. Anyone want some free shit? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

KrisKross 12-11-2006 11:13 PM

Buy me bottle service and I'll give you a couple of drinks :)

atmclick 12-11-2006 11:13 PM

fuck em, deadbeats are dead weight

CaptainHowdy 12-11-2006 11:15 PM

You're better off without 'em...

Adult Search Results 12-11-2006 11:17 PM

yeah, drop 'em

Sly 12-11-2006 11:17 PM

What's bottle service?

who 12-11-2006 11:17 PM

Yeah sometimes you find out who your real friends are...

KrisKross 12-11-2006 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 11510497)
What's bottle service?

Buying a bottle of spirits at a club rather than buy one drink at a time. Usually comes with mixers and runs anywhere from $150+ depending on the club.

Sly 12-11-2006 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisKross (Post 11510504)
Buying a bottle of spirits at a club rather than buy one drink at a time. Usually comes with mixers and runs anywhere from $150+ depending on the club.

Ah, ok. I've done that.

Profits of Doom 12-11-2006 11:20 PM

Do you want to get rid of those friends, jasonir? Just run out of money and they will disappear. I speak on that from experience...

Phoenix 12-11-2006 11:22 PM

yeah people are funny...pay for all the expensive shit and they still wont even bother to chip in for small shit..lol

cranki 12-11-2006 11:23 PM

I know exactly what you're talking about... Cheap fucks & freeloaders... gosh they suck!

jasonir 12-11-2006 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 11510520)
Do you want to get rid of those friends, jasonir? Just run out of money and they will disappear. I speak on that from experience...

That sounds like good advice, I'll try it out. Thanks. http://forum.chip.co.id/images/smilies/extra/broke.gif

LiveDose 12-11-2006 11:24 PM

Sounds like your own little entourage. Who needs that shit. Cut those bitches loose...

biftek 12-11-2006 11:24 PM

shit where can i find a friend that will buy me a laptop
i think you stop looking at finding new friends and look more towards yourself stop being the sucker

uno 12-11-2006 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonir (Post 11510470)
I just realized that I have some friends. These friends are a special type of friend. They take take take and never give back. In fact, I realized today that I have some friends of several years who have never bought me one fucking drink.

I've done everything for these friends. And they've never bought me one fucking drink, ever. I've bought everything from laptops to bottle service for them. What the fuck is wrong with me?

I need new friends. Anyone want some free shit? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

They obviously aren't friends.

SlamDesigns 12-11-2006 11:27 PM

I'll be your friend if you buy me a laptop. lol

Psycho_x 12-11-2006 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisKross (Post 11510504)
Buying a bottle of spirits at a club rather than buy one drink at a time. Usually comes with mixers and runs anywhere from $150+ depending on the club.

Last time I did that I ended up with some guys 19 year old wife. And it only cost me a 400$ bar tab.:disgust :disgust

Sly 12-11-2006 11:30 PM

Why would you buy your friends a laptop anyway?

jasonir 12-11-2006 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 11510576)
Why would you buy your friends a laptop anyway?

Cause he needed it, I guess. Giving does make me happy. But not when it's all unidirectional.

Vitasoy 12-11-2006 11:41 PM

I got quite a few lechers friends myself.. sigh

sicone 12-11-2006 11:42 PM

There will always be 'friends' like that around

jasonir 12-11-2006 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy (Post 11510632)
I got quite a few lechers friends myself.. sigh

Sigh indeed... really makes you think.

madawgz 12-12-2006 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonir (Post 11510538)
That sounds like good advice, I'll try it out. Thanks. http://forum.chip.co.id/images/smilies/extra/broke.gif

that is great advice, pretend to have no money! see if they stick around :thumbsup

madawgz 12-12-2006 12:05 AM

now when your friend/s come over...and you dont have any money to lets say go out and buy beer, order pizza or something

i wonder what you guys will do....

maybe say you have 1/2 the money to chip in for pizza if thats what you guys decide to do...and see if they will put in the other half...

or when your at a bar, ask a friend to buy you a beer since your really short on cash or something, i know that looks really bad, or just think of something else along those lines

it doesnt have to be something big....

:thumbsup

Dagwolf 12-12-2006 01:31 AM

Even easier.. Leave your wallet at home and say you forgot it.



Carry a credit card just in case, though.


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