The Worst Words A Man Can Hear .......
 

Another thread jolted me into this.... my own little theory on men and the worst things they can ever hear in their lives .....

As a teenager/young adult

From ANY girl that they have ANY interest in, the words "I only like you as a friend" are debilitating.

As an adult

From their wife, girlfriend, partner or any female they have a sexual relationship with, the words "We need to talk" can NEVER end well for the man.

At ANY time in their lives

From their mother (and ONLY their mother), no matter what age, disposition or reasoning, when one's mother utters the phrase "Son, I am SO disappointed in you", you can almost perceptively see the soul being ripped from the chest and trampled on the ground.

But that's all just my 2c.

:2 cents: :winkwink: :thumbsup :pimp

and it always comes from a fuckin woman

LOL, whenever I hear that the first thing I say to myself is "oh shit..."

Don't we all brother, don't we all.

:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

In Jail:
"Boy.. get yo' ass ova here"

"Honey, can you go to the store and buy me a box of tampons?"

"I'm leaving you couse I'm too superficial " ?? WTF She was superficial and she left me couse of it? wtffffff

True True

I think the worst words I ever heard was while getting a tattoo on my stomach, the bitch goes "oops!"

and then about 5 minutes later says "you know, I really should have let someone more experienced in stomach tattoos do this, this is my first one"

i hate that....

lol - hands down winner here! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Order 12 big boxes online & you can avoid that 1 for a year :1orglaugh

that never bothered me

I don't have a vagina, I don't bleed from my crotch, why would buying something that doesn't even get used by me bother me?

YARGH! I'll add one more "Is it in yet?" :1orglaugh

"im pregnant" (thinking FUCK)
"and its....NOT yours"

im pretty sure those are the worse words a man can hear

"I was just kidding about being on the pill!"

dead on CTB!

wtf :Oh crap :Oh crap

Bwahahaha! This can be very scary indeed.. :pimp

"I told my boyfriend that we had sex, and he's so mad he wants to kill you now!"

YARGH! I was going to say that!



*this is why I love reading Chio*

"my last boyfreinds cock was huge, 15 inches"

Time to buy a strap-on.

Leroy

nice ones...:)

I was asked this last week... :1orglaugh