Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas
 

Dear Santa,

I've been a pretty good girl all year. Well, except for that one time (you know what I'm talking about so I won't bother with repeating it now)


Anyway, I don't have the "mad skillz" that some have, so I thought I'd ask you for a very special Christmas present.

I want a really voracious script that punishes spammers by locking up their 'puters with


Yeah! I want it to endlessly play Meatspin, complete with the 'You Spin Me Round' song, if they spam me.

Oh! And if you could write in a feature that sends e-mails to everyone in the spammer's private e-mail list (i.e. friends and family) that the spammer likes watching a spinning dick all day, that would be peachy too!

Thank you!

Love,

Tullian Zombie

i am obligated to post in this thread due to my sig............

makes sense to me

Hmmm. All i want is a realdoll...

reach for 10k! :thumbsup :thumbsup

AEBN rocks! :-)

world peace

Mr. Romance

good thing you're admitting it...same here...cheers!