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Cyndalie 12-13-2006 06:32 PM

Do you spank your pets?
 
I mean like dog or cat...
or hamster, hedgehog, fish, or iguana.

Just curious....

Spunky 12-13-2006 06:34 PM

No..I don't want my pets terrified of me.

WarChild 12-13-2006 06:35 PM

I slap my dogs in their faces and they think it's a game and try to bite my hand.

Really, what good are Rottweilers if you don't teach them to bite?

Cyndalie 12-13-2006 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 11523180)
No..I don't want my pets terrified of me.

Ever own a siamese?

:1orglaugh

aimeesweet 12-13-2006 06:37 PM

My dog loves it when I spank him, so unfortunately it's not much of a punishment lol

Spunky 12-13-2006 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 11523187)
Ever own a siamese?

:1orglaugh

I own one actually..very vocal.I would just yell at her and she would stop misbehaving

shekinah 12-13-2006 06:41 PM

Well I think it's normal to pat and play with them. but not hurt them..:)

who 12-13-2006 06:42 PM

I used to punch my cat in the nose when he would shit in my shoes - it turned him into the sweetest cat you could ever meet. Wierd, I thought I was a fucking crackhead for punching him (it was very soft but he got the idea I was not happy with him). So, it turns out this guy needed a little punishment. Maybe some cats are like that... dunno about dogs..

notabook 12-13-2006 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 11523222)
I used to punch my cat in the nose when he would shit in my shoes - it turned him into the sweetest cat you could ever meet. Wierd, I thought I was a fucking crackhead for punching him (it was very soft but he got the idea I was not happy with him). So, it turns out this guy needed a little punishment. Maybe some cats are like that... dunno about dogs..

Dude, you caused him to have brain damage! Now you have one of them so retarded it is now loyal to you... we can use it to destroy the cat overlords! You just have to keep punching it until it gets so retarded it will reveal the location of EVERY CAT OVERLORD ON THIS PLANET!

baddog 12-13-2006 06:51 PM

still in the smacking upside the head phase with Buddy, but he is learning

Ramos 12-13-2006 06:52 PM

I give Lewis Daily Beatings.

Lewis is da breast.

Scott McD 12-13-2006 06:53 PM

Nope. The cat we have now doesn't do anything like scratch the furniture or anything like that, so there's no need... :)

GooSearch 12-13-2006 06:54 PM

i don't spank my dogs i beat them with kendo sticks








j/k i luv my pups..


for discipline i use a empty 2 liter bottle of soda and hit the wall ro floor.. the noise scares them enought to get the point across

who 12-13-2006 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 11523228)
Dude, you caused him to have brain damage! Now you have one of them so retarded it is now loyal to you... we can use it to destroy the cat overlords! You just have to keep punching it until it gets so retarded it will reveal the location of EVERY CAT OVERLORD ON THIS PLANET!

muahahahaaa.. Here's a pic of the little deviant
http://www.csigg.com/_img/pele.jpg

After Shock Media 12-13-2006 07:04 PM

I hit my cat when need be. Now I just need to say his name in a certain tone or if he gets overly excited when playing I can raise my hand a certain way and he gets the point.

It is a pack leader thing, animals understand violence and respond to it.

Cyndalie 12-13-2006 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 11523207)
I own one actually..very vocal.I would just yell at her and she would stop misbehaving

Cool! :)

Ours was caged by a breeder for a year and 8 months before we, basically rescued her. She was WILD and very uncoordinated LOL But a bark in the face by a pit bull and she does't budge, fearless. The devon rex's react to vocal commands better, but as she got older she listens when she wants to :1orglaugh

SomeCreep 12-13-2006 07:05 PM

spank no, whip yes.

Wiggles 12-13-2006 07:09 PM

only if the dog is really being bad.

stickyfingerz 12-13-2006 07:12 PM

Jus giv em a liddel peench. You mus cho em your ein charge.

http://www.vidking.com/videos/southpark_dogwhisper.jpg

E$_manager 12-13-2006 07:54 PM

No, but if my cat is trying to eat what he shouldn't, like my daughters' hair-pin, i hit him on his nose.

BitAudioVideo 12-13-2006 08:18 PM

just jerk them up by the scruff of the neck like their mom did while giving a sharp "NO" and they will get the point quicker. dont have to be ruff for them to learn they are doing something they shoudnt.

MikeVega 12-13-2006 08:29 PM

Cyndalie .. if you want to play Pet ...I'll spank you:winkwink:

Mr Pheer 12-13-2006 08:40 PM

I dont spank my dog. She was trained with a mild shock collar as a puppy and now she is one of the best trained and best behaved german shephards I've ever seen. Very loving and mellow until she hears the command to be aggressive.

CDSmith 12-13-2006 08:52 PM

It's never a good idea to hit your dog (or cat, I suppose) anywhere on his torso, legs or hind quarters. A "spank" in the usual sense, on a dog's butt, really doesn't do much anyway as far as getting your intended message across, but it can injure the pet if too much force is used. (aka: abuse)

I firmly believe it's better to use a combination of stern tone of voice and when needed, a light tap on their nose. It's a harmless yet effective way to drive home a point with the animal, and they just plain don't like it, thus they get the hint pretty quick.

Being consistent with the disipline is the other element vital to the equation. No sense letting something slide five times and then decide on the sixth time to get off your lazy ass and kick the crap out of your pet.

WiredGuy 12-13-2006 08:54 PM

Just the monkey.
WG

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-13-2006 09:20 PM

I never hit, I say NO in a very authoritive voice and usually put them on their backs in a submissive posture.

Here is my new big baby..Mr. Bighead, he is totally trained ..doesnt even bark.

http://highhiker.com/big_j2.jpg

madawgz 12-13-2006 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 11523377)
Jus giv em a liddel peench. You mus cho em your ein charge.

http://www.vidking.com/videos/southpark_dogwhisper.jpg

one of my fav episodes :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

paypaler 12-13-2006 09:23 PM

only when they destroy my leather couch or x-mas tree little fuckers never learn.

paypaler 12-13-2006 09:24 PM

cats that is!

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE 12-13-2006 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 11523340)
It is a pack leader thing, animals understand violence and respond to it.

Absolutely. You can't reason with an animal that isn't capable of reasoning, so you have to communicate discipline and unhappiness with their behavior in the only way they know: physical discipline.

Good on you, as long as it isn't overly violent or abusive.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-13-2006 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 11523761)
Just the monkey.
WG

beat me to the punch!

BigCashCrew 12-13-2006 09:58 PM

I could never hurt this guy! He's the coolest cat ever.
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tetscratch.jpg

Here is the new addition to the family...

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ney-On-Bed.jpg

isabelllo 12-13-2006 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BitAudioVideo (Post 11523636)
just jerk them up by the scruff of the neck like their mom did while giving a sharp "NO" and they will get the point quicker. dont have to be ruff for them to learn they are doing something they shoudnt.

Exactly. I got my Boxer when she was 8 months old, she'd been basically stuck in a crate her entire life and wasn't even housebroken (she was a rescue), but doing this helped her get the point very quickly.

Jace 12-13-2006 10:21 PM

yes, but not hard

bobby666 12-13-2006 10:27 PM

if i do roleplay with my girl, yes

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-13-2006 10:36 PM

is he a cat or a dog?
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ney-On-Bed.jpg

i'm not kidding either, i'm not sure, he looks like a lil dog, but he kind of looks like a cat too. cool looking either way...

BigCashCrew 12-13-2006 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 11524279)
is he a cat or a dog?
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ney-On-Bed.jpg

i'm not kidding either, i'm not sure, he looks like a lil dog, but he kind of looks like a cat too. cool looking either way...

That's a Pekingese puppy. lol

Jace 12-13-2006 10:56 PM

actually, now that i think about it

we haven't spanked in a long time, we have a spray bottle full of water that we spray them with now when they do bad shit or get annoying

Twisted Dave 12-13-2006 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11523276)
still in the smacking upside the head phase with Buddy, but he is learning

No... he's not.

Hitting animals is not the way to teach them. This day and age ... we know that.

So stop hitting your dog. I hope one day he comes back and takes a chunk from your hand....

Gah ... I hate ... HATE people who hit animals.

UniversalPass Pete 12-13-2006 11:11 PM

I Spank! but not my pets:winkwink:

Vitasoy 12-14-2006 12:47 AM

No but I fluff up it's fur :-)

5pm 12-14-2006 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday (Post 11523877)
I never hit, I say NO in a very authoritive voice and usually put them on their backs in a submissive posture.

Here is my new big baby..Mr. Bighead, he is totally trained ..doesnt even bark.

http://highhiker.com/big_j2.jpg

What type of dog is that?

Psycho_x 12-14-2006 01:01 AM

Yes,I spank my monkey all the time.

Adventura 12-14-2006 03:56 AM

Nope, I'd never.. I mean.. oh, alright, sometimes... pretty often actually.. but only if the stupid dog misbehaves.. which is always..

Cyndalie 12-14-2006 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 11523761)
Just the monkey.
WG

Can I help?

Mr. Romance 12-14-2006 07:15 AM

when I had dogs, i would lightly slap them under there chin or use a newspaper on there butts


Mr. Romance

bopha 12-14-2006 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCashCrew (Post 11524100)
I could never hurt this guy! He's the coolest cat ever.
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tetscratch.jpg

Here is the new addition to the family...

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ney-On-Bed.jpg

Love these guys..awwww

4Man 12-14-2006 08:03 AM

Kill them for somethingh...

Tam 12-14-2006 09:53 AM

I have 12 cats and 2 Boxers... I don't abuse them, and I don't "HIT" them, if my Boxers act out, I take the leash and pop them on the back hip area with it to get their attention but never hard enough to cause them to yelp or anything like that.

With my cats, they are a completely different story. I have 12 of them, they all know their names and they all listen to me. I tried the squirting water from a watergun at them like they say to do, MY cats thought it was a game and didn't respond to that at all... I did everything to keep them off my counters, and I finally got this brainstorm of an idea in my head to thump one on her ear, not hard, just enough to stop her in her tracks..... amazingly this worked so well that all I had to do after the 2nd or 3rd time was to come at her like I was going to get her ear, and thump right beside it, not even touching her, but she heard the sound of it and stopped doing what she was doing.

Of my 12 cats, I don't have one that gets on the counters to actually DO anything, they may put two front feet on my bar, but that's about it, and I say their names and they get down...

We have the most well behaved cats on the planet. And I found out that Persians and Himalayans are too damn lazy to jump on the counters, they want you to fucking SERVE their shit to them on silver platters, to hell with actually working for their shit and getting on the counters, "Bring it to me bitch".. lmao

Tam 12-14-2006 10:00 AM

I won't post them all here, it would take a week to load the damn things, but here are MOST of my cats, I think just like 3 are missing from this listing of them. Sorry about the redeye thing, I am not a photographer at all..... lol

Click here for My Cats, they are all a buncha damn spoiled brats that have NO idea what fear is, but they DAMN well know what respect is. :winkwink:


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