fuck - im well scared a helicopter keeps hovering over my house
 

im all home alone and i heard this helicopter so naturally i ran outside to see what was going down as i live in a pretty small village and a helicopter around here is pretty rare. and it was flying near to the road so I thought someone obviously is being chased by the cops in his car and thought no more.

but it just stayed and was hovering all around the village and for like 2 minuites stayed above myu house with its flashlight moving around! :helpme

i thought if its a person they are after then he would show up on the heat seaker and I would hear some cop cars. but nothing.

then i thought it may be like a helicopter ride for like a family who lives in my village, but this is night time.

help me im well scared i keep thinking some pchysco is gonna enter my house.

:Oh crap

been going like 10 minuites now

don't worry, sleazydream is just looking for mcdonalds..

In your neck of the woods you need to be afraid... VERY AFRAID!

Call the non-emergency number of your local police force. They're probably getting calls like crazy asking the same thing ;)

Is for a new reality site called copterbangers.com...

Give us some feedback on our approach please... Some hotties will be coming down rope ladders in a minute to invite you up...

They've come to take you away to a gas chamber to get rid of your stupid genes once and for all.

Shoot it down and ask what the fucking problem is.

They think you are the jack the ripper killer dude. :1orglaugh

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dude! they're on to you!

flush all the coke and get ready to run from that ghetto bird!

Go moon them

I wouldnt worry about. One hovered over my brothers home for a while last spring and had him concerned.But avout a week later a guy showed up at his door wanting to know if he would like to purchase arial photos of his home.

this is nighttime :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

stupid genes as in copying someone elses idea and saying its your million dollar idea lazonby

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/571083-million-dollar-opportunity.html

are those the stupid genes you are referring to?

or stupid as in trolling every day of the week and making hurtful comments which fill no real purpose and simply waste time.

which kind of stupid do you mean there?

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Is it black and unmarked?

Do you have any strange metal objects implanted in your body?

http://www.zaksite.co.uk/why_files/xfiles.jpg

Well in that case ,you best run and hide.Dont forget your hard drive

its gone now phewwwwwwwwww!

after your todays email I was gonna stop laughing at you, but sorry, this time I can't, this thread is priceless


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they were probably heat scanning people's lofts for weed growing.

damn, gotta keep an eye out for them birds

Reminds me of Ray Liotta in Goodfellas when the helicopter is following him around all day while he's all geeked out :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://www.digg.be/images/movie/goodfellas.jpg

is a pirate piloting it?

lol, another spy thread. :warning

somehow i get the impression that alot of americans are very fast in calling police for the most pettiest and ridiculous things

its probably nothng..

its david icke

hahhaha no problem man, i got big respect for you now and you can laugh at me all you want. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dude, pettiest and ridiculus?

that would be the helicopter simply fyling past my house

this helicopter stayed over my house for 2 minuites , i looked up and it was right over our drive! and it just stayed there with its flash light going around everywhere.


:Oh crap i was crapping myself!

Just start firing at the shit scotty - they get pissed at that and go away.

Same crap is going on with a friend on the south coast - Army fucking about. He called the MOD and told em he's gonna shoot the fuckers if they hover over his land again and screw with the livestock. Of course, they denied being there (supposed to get actual permission) and it all cooled a bit - but his gun is ready :winkwink:

Sorry bro that was me... I was trying to steal your wireless signal so I could download anti-gov bomb plans. =]

Seriously though that is weird. It happens here from time to time but there's some military stuff not too far so I figure it's that. It's amazing how much a chopper blade going in the air can create that thumping effect in your chest even from hundreds of feet up.

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sounds like a good ole' fashioned grow operation scan