Weird things you do when you're alone
 

I'm in a silly mood. Feel free to add your own!

1) I like to eat condensed Campbell's chicken noodle soup. I don't add water, I eat it as a solid. I grab a bowl, open the can, and plop! Sometimes I heat it up, sometimes I eat it cold.

2) I carry on conversations with my cat. She talks back too. No, not English, but I understand her all the same.

3) I love to sniff my clean laundry. I mean I really like it! I consider the subtle science of fabric softeners to be endlessly fascinating.

4) I like to take things apart to see how they work. Sometimes I can't get them back together though. I had to go buy a new phone once because of this.

5) I sing and dance around to 80's music during attacks of nostalgia for my teenage years. Any woman who was a teenage girl in the 80's WILL sing and dance to 'Like A Virgin' if it pops on the radio (if she's alone or if she thinks her man won't fall on his ass laughing at her). If she tells you otherwise, she's a damn liar!

6) I belch in a most unladylike fashion. Hey, I can produce some good ones too! Like window shattering quality! When I belch a good one, I sit back and say "yeah, buddy!"




Aren't I just a sweetie?

I do the condensed Campbell's thing too. I use chicken rice in a coffee mug because I'm always at the computer and rice is easier to drink ;)

3) I love to sniff my clean laundry. I mean I really like it! I consider the subtle science of fabric softeners to be endlessly fascinating.


Hahahahaha. Okay. That's pretty funny. Do you use fabric softener too?

i listen to trance and enjoy it, but don't tell anyone i know that, i have to keep my image going here, i have a reputation to uphold, lol :1orglaugh

you got me beat, thats for sure

i finger my butthole in the shower :Oh crap

i watch the OC


(not gay)


plz dont tell

i trie to open the lock of my chasitybelt, wiithout success :-(

i watched the first couple seasons, for a while it was one of the btter shows on tv (sad) i have detached myself from television and sold my soul to the internet now though...

while you jack it right?

3) I love to sniff my clean laundry. I mean I really like it! I consider the subtle science of fabric softeners to be endlessly fascinating.

5) I sing and dance around to 80's music during attacks of nostalgia for my teenage years. Any woman who was a teenage girl in the 80's WILL sing and dance to 'Like A Virgin' if it pops on the radio (if she's alone or if she thinks her man won't fall on his ass laughing at her). If she tells you otherwise, she's a damn liar!

I'm guilty of both. I love the smell of my clean laundry. I use Gain and Downy Mountain Spring, what an awesome combo.

no, i don't jack off in the shower... takes to long

2) I carry on conversations with my cat. She talks back too. No, not English, but I understand her all the same.

jacking off... yeah

I play Flat Out 2 over again

I talk to myself

I talk to my cats also.. ;)

i talk to myself and when others are around as well

Mr. Romance