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SmokeyTheBear 12-16-2006 12:48 AM

"American Pie" star arrested after threats to sexually molest dog.
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061215/...ime_actress_dc

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Actress Natasha Lyonne, the star of "American Pie" accused of threatening to sexually molest a dog, turned herself in at a New York court on Friday.


A bench warrant was issued for her arrest in January after Lyonne, who has also appeared in "Blade," and "Scary Movie 2," missed four court hearings.

The 27-year-old faced a number of charges including criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog and ripped a mirror off the wall during a 2004 argument.

At the Manhattan Criminal Court appearance, drug counselor Heather Hayes said Lyonne had completed an in-patient drug program in February and continued to attend outpatient rehabilitation groups.

Judge Anthony Ferrara said the charges would be dropped if the actress stayed out of trouble for the next six months.

In the court complaint, Lyonne's former roommate claimed Lyonne trashed their apartment and then banged on a neighbor's door, rushed into that apartment and picked up her dog, telling the woman, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."

Lyonne pleaded guilty in 2002 to driving under the influence of alcohol in Miami. She was fined, sentenced to six months probation and 50 hours community service

Wiggles 12-16-2006 12:50 AM

she was doing some heavy drugs awhile back, i saw a few pics, most didnt even recognize her.

starpimps 12-16-2006 12:51 AM

lol i always knew she had a penis!

tapatio 12-16-2006 12:54 AM

http://www.starmuscle.com/wp-content...n-pie-star.jpg

RawAlex 12-16-2006 12:55 AM

"I'm going to sexually molest your dog." - why do I think those aren't the actual words used?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-16-2006 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by tapatio (Post 11536836)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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The Ghost 12-16-2006 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 11536842)
"I'm going to sexually molest your dog." - why do I think those aren't the actual words used?

:1orglaugh

It was probably something along the lines of "I am going to FUCKING kill your dog!"


Besides, I have a hard time believing "threatening" to sexually molest a dog is against the law. Last time I heard dogs were property. So she was arrested for threatening to molest someone else's property?

The whole thing is silly.

Turboface 12-16-2006 01:16 AM

The dog was asking for it.

BIGTYMER 12-16-2006 01:21 AM

http://www.absolutecelebrities.com/i...nneNatasha.jpg

SlamDesigns 12-16-2006 01:23 AM

Wait, hold up....you mean now dogs are getting better ass than I'm getting? WTF?

madawgz 12-16-2006 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BigTymer (Post 11536909)

wow, she looks FUCKED UP now! :Oh crap

Evil1 12-16-2006 01:46 AM

i was so expecting to hear stifler was the dog fucker

porn blogger 12-16-2006 02:34 AM

crack whores are so sexy

unocash 12-16-2006 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil1 (Post 11536961)
i was so expecting to hear stifler was the dog fucker

Thats what i was thinking too.. he practically did it in the movie.. LOL

Vitasoy 12-16-2006 06:00 AM

Damn she has gotten rocked bottom.

Theo 12-16-2006 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 11536943)
wow, she looks FUCKED UP now! :Oh crap

yeah fuck,she's like having 5 more years of life wtf

DaddyHalbucks 12-16-2006 08:48 AM

Do you think she was dipping into "celebrity dust?"

ready lube 12-16-2006 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BigTymer (Post 11536909)



Quote:

telling the woman, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."

:helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme

mattz 12-16-2006 10:51 AM

she's a tranny?

Ohface 12-16-2006 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 11536943)
wow, she looks FUCKED UP now! :Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Yuuup.

TCAP 12-16-2006 06:37 PM

Wow I didn't think she was still alive.

Adult Search Results 12-16-2006 06:38 PM

omg the wonders of makeup and hair

TheShaft 12-16-2006 06:43 PM

lol.. she was a freaky bitch on all the American pie movies.. didnt know she was fucked up in real life lol..

Phoenix 12-16-2006 06:48 PM

drugs are vab mmmkay

QuaWee 12-16-2006 06:59 PM

damn crackwhore

TheShaft 12-16-2006 07:02 PM

My thoughts exactly.

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Originally Posted by QuaWee (Post 11539583)
damn crackwhore


needlive 12-16-2006 07:02 PM

In that neighbour situation I don't see the reason why she would have wanted to molest the dog...these stories show the dark side of Hollywood it seems to me...

KrisKross 12-17-2006 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by QuaWee (Post 11539583)
damn crackwhore

Actually, I think she's in to heroin.

Klen 12-17-2006 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by KrisKross (Post 11543033)
Actually, I think she's in to heroin.

No kidding.What else you can except from actress which acting in such bad movies.

TG Rebecca 12-17-2006 03:05 PM

ugh, i was never really a fan of hers anyways. :/

Bake 12-17-2006 05:02 PM

She should have done the porn celeb tape thing 5 years ago

reynold 12-17-2006 06:01 PM

That's one nasty crackwhore, I should say..


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