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any takers ?

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Indiana Man Makes World's Strangest Roadkill Pizza

December 18, 2006 2:27 p.m. EST

Nidhi Sharma - AHN

Merrillville , IN (AHN) - An Indiana man hopes to market a new line of literal roadkill pizza where the toppings would be scooped out of the remains the animals killed in road. Named as Roadkill Frozen Pizza, inventor Ira Scott is literally on-the-road picking up roadkill and making frozen pizza pies out of highway flattened critters.

To the relief of customers, the roadkill pizza comes in a 'cheesy' strange looking cardboard pizza box with a tire track running through the middle of the pie.

Though still under development, Scott tried his unique highway pizza concept out on his college friends without letting them know. To his surprise they loved it, which encouraged him to do it for real.

"The type of animals you accidentally run over while driving your car determines the flavor profile of your pizza, it's the ultimate mystery meat lover's experience," said Scott.

"Toppings differ only by the geographical region, alligator in Florida or armadillo in Texas and perhaps flattened ground hog in Pennsylvania." explained Scott.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yeah, that sounds sanitary. I'm gonna order up 2 of them now

His business's survival depends on dead animals he'll find on the road. Sounds like a promising idea indeed.

Ugh..that is disgusting

mmmmmm I wouldnt touch it my dad might though

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"The type of animals you accidentally run over while driving your car determines the flavor profile of your pizza, it's the ultimate mystery meat lover's experience," said Scott.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh For fucks SAKE

Thanks alot,I just ordered a pizza about 5min before reading this thread.

After seeing a show in the states about how some Americans love to eat roadkill, it was only a matter of time b4 someone else picked the corpse up and made it edable!

Road Kill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it!