english speakers (or writers:\) in here please
 

need some English help here....
i need every possible word for masturbating, jerking you can think of.
thanks

is this your backwards way of admitting that you are a webmaster that doesn't know how to use google?

jerking off, whacking off, spanking the monkey, beating the meat, finger popping, playing with yourself, squeezing off, rubbing one out, choking the chicken, ....

Saluting the lil general,pullin the pud,playin the skin flute

yeah right...

thanks :thumbsup

Meta Tags?????

lol yeah get as many words in that meta tag as possible! haha

just struck me as being odd that you are marketing a penis program online... but are not sure where and how to find penis information.

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not only :upsidedow

wow, you are so damn funny today.

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...g+masturbation

no time to write a "how to use the internet for webmasters" guide book... so i'll just help you with a link.

been there
done that...
just looking for more... less known expressions

beat the meat
stroking the one eyed monster

"rubbing your martin"

"doing the martin"

"martinizing"

Does that help?

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