Y2K+7 Bug is Gonna Cause the End of the World!
 

All of the computers are gonna shut down at midnight tonight central time due to the Y2K+7 Bug, which has to do with the computer's BIOS not being able to recognize the year 2007. I have to go run to wal-mart for bottled water, thank god the generator is here and I have 400 cases of MREs that came in last week and about 600 gallons of gasoline stored up. I think I am gonna be alright.

Hooray! I'm going to Disneyland!