FACT: I cant role weed. is there like a video guide for n00bs somewhere?
 

cant role weed properly, dont know why, just cant.

I make a spliff, moment i light it, all the paper burns away and the tobacco and the weed is left unburnt.

sometimes my joints just dont roll.


do you weed experts have any pointers?

also whats the proper weed/tobbaco % in a spliff?

100% weed / 0% tobacco

I'm the first contender for GFY's Idiot of the Year 2007! :)

LOLLLLLLLL fucking americans and their spliffs, you people seriously do not know shit about weed and would probably have a heart attack with what you guys call "chronic from canada" LOLLLLL.

sidenote the key is to first of all evenly spread the weed in the paper, leavign a small gap at both ends, then start from the middle and work your fingers to the sides slowly pressing down and evening out the weed over the joint, repeat this several times until you have a nice evenly shaped "tube" of weed.

it is all about working it in slowly, also practise makes perfect, keep at it you will slowly figure it out.

youtube or google

I'm high right now.

You can't even spell "roll." You don't need weed. What you need is to repeat 3rd grade.

Damn this proxy is slow.

im english. :disgust but thanks anyway thats a nice tutorial ill try slower.

did you understand what i said though?

yes u did.

i think u work the meaning of that out for yourself.

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magik fingers!

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Bye bye baby bye bye, and that was all she wrote......

Any real pot smoker either smokes blunts or out of some kind of pipe or vaporizer. No true pot head will smoke joints this day and age because it just wastes too much weed.

hahaha fuck you

bye bye for quoting him :winkwink: :winkwink: :winkwink:

It doesn't matter. I'm gone anyways, just testing this proxy.

bye bye fuckers

Get a pipe :P

If all else fails use the "dollar bill" method. I don't think I know anyone that cant manage that one! Best of luck and if that doesn't work call a friend I'm sure they will lend a hand. :)

lol i think i know who this is now :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Guessing DEA, but maybe the dog himself. hehe. :winkwink:

a lot of different videos in youtube.com....
just type the keywords there...

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

i thought it was the dog himself but yeh DEA is a worthy choice.

fuck rolling dude, just pack a pipe and go at it... alot faster

Ive got a nice little one I made along time ago out of some brass fittings and a bit of screen. Works well for the rare times I have it.

what type of pipe , ive looked at all the bongs and stuff and they all require me to roll up and then pop inside. could u link me to a pipe where u can just shuv it in?

Practice makes perfect!

Practice makes perfect!

Sorry for the double post!

Artist: Redman
Album: Whut, Thee Album?
Song: How To Roll A Blunt
Typed by: OHHLA.com

(Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SHIT!!)

Check it out
Yo, 1992 begins the new wave for the blunt rollers
You know what I'm sayin'?
The saga of the philly blunt continues
The flava's the P-Funk y'all, get wit it
Check it out...

(Verse 1)

Check out a new type of gimmick which is splendid
Since you're down with other shit, let's see if you're down with this
It's about..strictly trying to roll a blunt
When you get the hang of it, you'll catch more blunts than Archie Bunk
First of all you get a fat bag of ism
From uptown, any local store sells the shit friend
Purchase a philly, not the city of Philly
Silly punk, I'm talking 'bout the shit called the Philly blunt
Lick the blunt and then the Philly blunt middle you split
Don't have a razor blade, use ya fuckin fingertips
Crack the bag and then you pour the whole bag in
Spread the ism around until the ism reach each end
Take your finger and your thumb from tip to tip
Roll it in a motion then the top piece you lick
Seal it, dry it wit ya lighter if ya gotta
The results, mmmmmmmm....proper

(chorus)
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
Let's all roll a blunt
..and get fucked up (yea)
(repeats again)

(Verse 2)

The second paragraph might makes you laugh
When a brotha rolls a blunt and his breath smells like gr-ass
That's when you know you gotta take the blunt from him
Cuz his breath has the dragon in the dungeon
(yo, yo, yo, light the blunt. uh yo, here's the lighter..)
I would if this shit would stop drippin' wit saliva
And if you gonna lick it, don't drown it with ya spit, shit
I dunno what dick or last puss you licked quick
And how 'bout the non-blunt rollin' females
That always fucks it up 'cuz they don't wanna break their Lee nails
(hee hee hee hee hee, sorry Red for spilling it..)
<BEEEITCH> You better pickup every seed of it
Because I paid 10 bills for the get ill..
And for spilling it you better get lost or get grilled
Bo know everything from sports to other stuff
But I bet you Bo dunno know to roll a blunt.

(chorus)

(hey nigga pass the gotdamn blunt. shit! what you holding it all day for?
Sit yo big ass down...)

(bridge)
Yo, yo, check this out
I want all the real niggas out there and the females too
If you got a fat blunt in ya mouth and you feeling high as hell
I want y'all to repeat after me, check it out
I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up..)
I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up...)
I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell..)
I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell) Yea.

(Verse 3)
Last but not least, Redman would like to say peace
To all the blunt rollers from the Tri-State to the Middle East
And gimme a blunt when I kick the bucket
Devil or no devil when I am the wrong to be fucked with
So everybody put they blunt up in the air
Take a puff, blow the smoke out like ya just don't care
So..(pump up the volume) ..so it's heard thru the next block
I'm out, peace to Red Foxx, I'm off to the cess spot..

(outro)

(yea, DJ Twinz in the house)
Yea, Redman's in the house
Yo, peace to Pack Pistol Posse, the 4,5,6
Yo, I'm out, yo Reg
Turn this shit off man (yo turn that shit off..)

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup


blunts are easier to roll the joints, and there should be NO tobacco mixed in at all.

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Believe me the weed out here in northern california is just fine. :thumbsup

Fucking retarded, ignorant Canadians....

Do you mean the 'Chronic from Canada' that is grown in Humboldt, California (this is in the the US for you geographically challenged Canadians) and imported over the border? Go into any shop that sales near you and inquire about the top selling product and which has the highest THC levels... how many in the top 5 come form Nor Cal?

Its ok tho man, you tell yourself whatever you need to so that you can feel good about your country


side note.... along with spreading it evenly, it also helps if its broke down properly as well, Id suggest using a grinder so its all the same size and burns even.

Gottcha thanks alot and I guess you hold a lighter underneath it and move it around alot?

oh.. and if all else fails.. buy a roller. Corner store has them for like 3 bucks here... have a joint rolled in under 15 seconds

I have nt smoked for like 6 years and I can still build a perfect spliff if nobody else is able.

like riding a bike.

no fat ass.

on the news when you hear about weed from Canada they call it "Chronic" and to me that is hilarious.

Uhhhhhhh

The idea that anyone from BC would smoke anything from anywhere else in the world is completely ridiculous :1orglaugh

Wow. I gotta send this quote to some of my friends...

Whats the idiot who's going on about california weed all about? i know you've got hippies and all,and grow some decent stuff, but don't give me some crock of shit about ANYONE importing american weed to canada. between manitoba and bc we grow some of the top quality weed in the world, and in far larger quantities than california does. We have absolutely no reason whatsoever to import your top quality, when the same stuff or better is right here at bargain basement prices in comparison. importing norcal weed just isn't logical, and nowher ein my experience have i ever heard this nonsense before...


note to the guy who can't roll.... evenly pack your paper, and roll from the center out with your fingers, NOT your fingertips, keep them bitches rolling even with the paper, not on the tips of your fingers...

Well, not sure why it makes ya laugh, but whatever works for ya I suppose and thanks for mentioning my ass, I have worked yrs to get into the shape its in now

Be sure to send them the results of the Canibus cup too :thumbsup



its a shame that you dont have much experience, but dont worry man.. it comes with time.



and BTW.... no matter where its grown, hand it over, I'll roll it up and we can smoke it

nope, put your finger over the carb, hold the lighter above it and suck hard, once the chamber is full, let out the carb to let air in, and the smoke into your lungs... then cough to get off

Who the fuck rolls weed with tobacco mixed in it? wtffffffffffff

I'm wondering if it's a Euro thing, I only ever hear about this from Europeans.

Thanks Thanks

the argument between canadian and american weed is gay... excellent genetics can be grown indoor anywhere on the planet duHrHHRh

all weed no tobacco. Thumbs pointer and middle finger are your friend. Keep at it and you will do well.

the eastern canucks do this too, dirty bastards...

i know damn well that north cali grows some sick bud, but to say that canada would import it because it is any better is ri-god-damn-diculous. we have plenty of world class grass in canada, and as far as prices are concerned, the abundance of good grass keeps our prices low.

sorry sicone, but to state that canadians import northern californian weed because its quality is just plain stupid! i have never in my entire life and having dealt with thousands of potheads, growers, and dealers ever heard of something that ridiculous in my life. not ever. it just does not make sense. i think you need to lay off the bong for a few minutes and reread what you've posted! it'sstraight up insanity :1orglaugh the only person who would import american weed to canada would be another american. :2 cents:

either way, if you're ever passing through stop on by and we'll burn one :thumbsup