I've never had sex with a Muslim .....
 

Am I missing anything?

Does it matter?

Well, in the cosmic scheme of thinks what does?

You don't have to point them in any special direction do you?

Counting one night stands I may have... Dunno.

they are likt eht catholic school girls when we were growing up

trust me...find a y oung muslim girl still at home..and she rarely gets the chance to get a bone...goodtimes

Probably not. They would just complain anyway...

I had sex with a Muslim hooker. She did not want to go with me at first and actually called me an infidel.

I blogged about it many months ago, you can read about it.

:1orglaugh I will .......

hookers have standards? A no-infidel clause :1orglaugh

i wonder if most muslim girls shave
cause you know how muslim men grow fullout beards and its like not cool to shave
i wonder if the same rules apply

nope heh

to many towels around my parts.. rarely see the sexy ones.. maybe at the VG.. but not at your local Mobil Station ;x

I heard you had to cut a hole in a bedsheet to stick your penis through.

:winkwink:

That's only jewrats.

Change your religion so you will know:thumbsup

I love Turkish girls, so yes.

I had sex with a turkish girl a few times, she really rocked, wanted to fuck almost everywhere...looks like she was neglected by her boyfriend a bit...and yes, the only hair she had was on her head, hehe

http://www.heathenshighway.com/blog/...5/infidels.php

Funny entry. Last line kills it lol.

Yes, interest free sex.

K. That was a great blog entry.

DWB - you've got some good stories. I just wish they were in paperback so they'd be there when I need some quality bathroom reading. :(

--- Edit - I've read all my Bukowski books too many times. Your stories would be a great replacement.

Oh god, don't remind me. I'd post pics but she'd behead me.

does this fact make you sad?