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coolasafanman 01-10-2007 05:37 PM

CONTEST - Player's Ball Tix
 
WantedList is co-sponsoring the Players' Ball this Friday and we've got some VIP tickets left to give away, so I'm going to shamelessly bite off of the CapitalBucks contest and hand out 4 free VIP tickets to the party for the best and/or funniest answer to this question: Why are blowjobs better than sex?

Personally, I don't get off on BJ's so I'm curious why others do...

After you post you can email your cell # to dennis at wantedlist.com

Plutonium Richard 01-10-2007 11:27 PM

'Cause the bitch can't talk with her mouth full!

coolasafanman 01-11-2007 12:06 PM

Yes she can, she can say mfmfmmfmfmfmfmfmm :winkwink:

Great reply, any other takers?

Strickie 01-11-2007 12:10 PM

they are less expensive :1orglaugh

Jim_MrSkinCash 01-11-2007 12:23 PM

She's not blocking your view of your monitor.

bareskin 01-11-2007 12:27 PM

Because there no work involved just lay back and enjoy

Got Porn? 01-11-2007 12:34 PM

Because you don’t have to listen to her talk.

Until she stops and say's, "Let go of my ears I know what I'm doing."

Got Porn? 01-11-2007 12:53 PM

Because you have a spot to put your beer.

o0o_Lizard_o0o 01-11-2007 12:58 PM

:pimp coz blowjob is a JOB! :pimp

DrBizzaro 01-11-2007 02:20 PM

Because she gets dinner too and it wont cost you a dime.

:thumbsup

chartgraves 01-11-2007 02:57 PM

Because when getting a blow job you are contributing to the health and longevity of the female by giving her a healthy dose of protein. Its better than wheatgrass.

sicone 01-11-2007 03:01 PM

Cuz there is no better feeling then looking down, seeing your dick in a hot girls mouth with her eyes staring back into yours.

coolasafanman 01-11-2007 03:35 PM

haha, these are all really good replies... any others? I'll make a decision in a few more hours on a winner - opinions are welcome!

beckie 01-11-2007 08:32 PM

Hi Dennis! I miss you. :)

coolasafanman 01-11-2007 08:34 PM

All of these replies were great. It was a tough decision so I've decided to split the prize into two sets of 2 tickets:

2 tickets to DrBizzaro for
Because she gets dinner too and it wont cost you a dime.

and 2 tickets to John from porn2go (Got Porn?) for
Because you don’t have to listen to her talk.
Until she stops and say's, "Let go of my ears I know what I'm doing."

John, I didn't get your cell # so text or call me during the show: 2ol 344 9648. DrBiz I've got your cell but you can call/text mine as well and I'll hook it up.

Anyone else just call me later in the day and if there are any tix left after we hook up our affiliates I'll see what I can do. Keep in mind that this is a shameless ploy to bribe you for your traffic ;)

coolasafanman 01-11-2007 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beckie (Post 11714604)
Hi Dennis! I miss you. :)

Aww Beckie, too bad you're not going to be at the show, I've always had a hard... er soft spot for ya!

Hopefully we can catch up at the next show sweetie :)

beckie 01-11-2007 09:22 PM

Dennis... you betcha. You can touch my nipple... I mean cheek... I mean... errr... Whatever... any time. :liebe028:

Catalyst 01-11-2007 11:36 PM

I am like you.. I am not a big blow job person.. I like freaky sex personality.. only time blow jobs are fun.. when I am driving or doing over a 100 mph

Got Porn? 01-12-2007 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolasafanman (Post 11714609)
John, I didn't get your cell # so text or call me during the show

I already have passes, thanks anyway.

D-Money 01-12-2007 12:03 PM

Cool contest pimp!

:pimp

bareskin 01-12-2007 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Got Porn? (Post 11711637)
Because you don?t have to listen to her talk.

Until she stops and say's, "Let go of my ears I know what I'm doing."

OMFG thats fucking funny I spit soda all over the screen

bareskin 01-12-2007 01:28 PM

Hey dennis can I get a 119 X 469 banner made for me

coolasafanman 01-14-2007 01:45 PM

Hey bareskin, got your phonecall the other day. I'll get one of my guys on some banners for you for sure. Just shoot me an email if you have any specific requests dennis at wantedlist.com.

John - cool deal man :-)


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