Ass Fucking...NEED YOUR HELP
 

Need some advice. I have this new girlfriend. Well, she enjoys me to ass fuck her just to make me cum. If i cum in her ass, can she get pregnant?

Thanks.

yeah, she can

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gfy always brings out the fuckin idiots

Yes. Absolutely. Get her to a doc ASAP.

LOL, i'm on my way out the door right now!

What a question
I believe anal sex to avoid pregnancy has an 8% failure rate

You just have to make sure that cum doesn't leak out into her pussy hole.. use spermicidal lube and don't let any cum leak into her pussy hole

Mental case.

+10 points for using the term "pussy hole". :1orglaugh

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

According to Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, that is a yes.

As long as she doesn't cut a big fart in her panties, you should be ok.

I second that.

Sure she can pregnant and lay an egg she'll have to sit on for months; quite inconvienient.
On a related note: I once got a slut pregnant and the baby kicked the bitches teeth out at birth. (-:

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LMAO

Yea, she can get preggo. Same thing happens to some of the ladyboys we shoot.....

lolz .. i learned a new term today :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Guess they don't teach basic Sex Ed in the skool system. Here's a lil primer.
http://www.avert.org/sexedu.htm

this thread is worthless without pics

she'd be more likely to have twins or triplets

The gestation period is much shorter, even more so if she eats a bran muffin after. Don't be surprised that the baby is a different color than you though......

Sure dude ... thats how you were born. That explains why your mom always told you that you are "special".

Anyway ... there is a Greek word in for that. Word is KOLOPEDO.

Check out the meaning right here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kolopedo

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Got a jail time? :disgust

Hell with all that! Does she have a sister? :winkwink:

How do you think Black kids are made ? :winkwink:




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that's exactly how mariah got her jesus

wahahaha! are you for real?

Be careful. If you get her pregnant that way the baby will come out like this:

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/p...e/baby-poo.jpg

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its posts like this that keep me coming back.
only on GFY.

Dump that shit

Getting her pregnant should be the last thing on your mind! I'd be more worried about how many other men she enjoyed letting ass fuck and shoot a load in her pooper.

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lol dumbass

cool picture haha lol grat thread haha

Ewe Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwe! No!

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He-he, thread of the day :)

OMG taass

this is the kind of thread I like to begin a day with

sure, when would you like me to come by?

Of course not ...

I know the number of a good clinic if she needs an ass-bortion.

omg, i have to ask you how old are u, look at my age and i know answer to that question...

not if you use a condom.

only if she is on the pill ;)

you'll have little gerbil babies

You deadshit, what industry do you work in again? Fuck, sorry but that one is obvious dude.... Fuckkkkk, sorry, you are an idiot.

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