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DarkJedi 01-16-2007 03:22 PM

FACT: Manual transmissions are not safe, and here's why:
 
You have two hands, one is for your cell phone and one is for your cigarette and beer. Clearly, having to shift is not a safe driving situation.

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mortenb 01-16-2007 03:27 PM

Make your ho hold your cell and beer and cigarette.. i will never buy a car with an automatic transmission, it takes all the fun out of driving..

MattO 01-16-2007 03:29 PM

That's what Bluetooth and straws are for.

Peaches 01-16-2007 03:30 PM

I actually wanted my son to have a manual when he turned 16 BECAUSE it makes you pay more attention to driving. But I got too sweet a deal on an automatic Maxima to pass it up :(

DarkJedi 01-16-2007 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO (Post 11740907)
That's what Bluetooth and straws are for.

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woj 01-16-2007 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortenb (Post 11740890)
Make your ho hold your cell and beer and cigarette.. i will never buy a car with an automatic transmission, it takes all the fun out of driving..

yea, same here, but everyone now a days drives an automatic, hard to find a manual for sale...

BSleazy 01-16-2007 03:39 PM

That's why I bought one of these :)

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Peaches 01-16-2007 03:39 PM

When I was taking classes on campus Tonda always seemed to call me when I was driving the Wrangler with manual AND pulling up to Wendy's so I had to shift, talk (no bluetooth - well, I have it but I can't find the headset), AND manually roll down the window. THAT'S agility :)

SleazyDream 01-16-2007 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO (Post 11740907)
That's what Bluetooth and straws are for.


someone doesn't have a bitch in the copilot seat to handle these things :2 cents:

Peaches 01-16-2007 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 11740973)
someone doesn't have a bitch in the copilot seat to handle these things :2 cents:

I have two bitches who ride with me in the Wrangler, but without opposable thumbs, they are somewhat limited :(

Violetta 01-16-2007 03:45 PM

manuall all the way for me... automatic is for 80 year olds who cant hold their drinks, type sms', jerk off and shift while driving..

Brad 01-16-2007 03:47 PM

learn to multitask. you have a cup holder or between you legs for your beer, a shoulder and ear for you phone, a knee for steering if you need and a hand to make the shifts. That still leavs an extra hand to do whtever you want. Oh i forgort the smoke...that goes in your mouth. if slash can play guitar and smoke and chad smith can play the drums and smoke, etc. then I'm sure you can drive and smoke too.

ps. Automatic makes driving boring as hell.

MattO 01-16-2007 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 11740973)
someone doesn't have a bitch in the copilot seat to handle these things :2 cents:

She hasn't mastered food service while giving a blowjob... yet.

NoWhErE 01-16-2007 03:55 PM

The downside of having a manual car is everytime I need to shift, I need to ask the hooker to stop blowing me for a sec so I can reach the gear shift :(

Cyndalie 01-16-2007 03:55 PM

You forgot one point. Having to shift in the middle of getting a BJ while driving is very inconvenient.

(haha, jinx)

Klen 01-16-2007 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber (Post 11740964)
That's why I bought one of these :)

http://www.shawnadee.com/images/beerhelmet.jpg

Man i would realy like to have one of this.

polle54 01-16-2007 04:03 PM

LOL you can easily shift with the cigaret in your hand

no problem there

polish_aristocrat 01-16-2007 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 11740956)
yea, same here, but everyone now a days drives an automatic, hard to find a manual for sale...

come to Europe, you won't find an automatic anywhere :winkwink:

Barefootsies 01-16-2007 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11741106)
come to Europe, you won't find an automatic anywhere :winkwink:

:winkwink:

u-Bob 01-16-2007 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11741106)
come to Europe, you won't find an automatic anywhere :winkwink:

true. In Europe only women drive automatics :)

eZe 01-16-2007 06:54 PM

I drove a manual with a broken right collar bone. This was in the days before cel phones or I probably would have had one of those too. LOL

These days I own two hybrids (prius and highlander). They don't make those with manual transmissions. :(


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