Dear Abby......
 

Dear Abby,

My Husband is a cheat and liar. He cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 6 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed/Clueless

Dear Clueless, Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman, you don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York; act like one!

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Okay, that made me spew a mouthful of water all over my monitor!

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Dear Abby, My daughter came and asked me yesterday what a lesbian is. What should I tell her?

Signed: confused


Dear confused,

Tell her to ask her father because she'll know

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