my stomach hurts so much I can even sit up
 

chin between the knees

wtf wtf wtf ?!

are you on your period
that can be the problem right there

Man my stomache has been hurting for 4 days, I feel your pain.

your appendix burst. you have about 2hrs to live. relax... do your favorite things and wait. it will all be over soon.

pamprin works wonders.

or try some gas x or worse comes to worst baking soda and water.
I would guess it is gas, unless there is also pain in the small of your back.

gas it must be gas, I filled up about 3 weeks ago, must be empty by now

pepto bismo....

Why not go to a doctor?

Go to farmacy and buy something for reliefe.

You ever had an ulcer? I get them from time to time and they most definitely hurt like hell.

you ate the hot wings from Domino's Pizza didnt you?

you'll develop a condition known as 'volcano ass' real soon..i suggest you go sit on the toilet as soon as you can