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J.R. 07-29-2002 10:12 PM

Check this bad ass car out!
 
The new Jaguar S-Type R Model.

http://www.us.jaguar.com/specs/JagSp...r&c arindex=2

Here are some specs.. I just bought mine today, pick
it up tomorrow. The price is about 65k

It's a nicely stocked car with the style of a Jag

Sly_RJ 07-29-2002 10:14 PM

I was expecting to see a picture of the car with one of your models standing in front of it. Guess I can only hope!

hyper 07-29-2002 10:17 PM

what type of sc? how many pounds of boost it runs?

kmanrox 07-29-2002 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J.R.
The new Jaguar S-Type R Model.

http://www.us.jaguar.com/specs/JagSp...r&c arindex=2

Here are some specs.. I just bought mine today, pick
it up tomorrow. The price is about 65k

It's a nicely stocked car with the style of a Jag

could you please brag some more?

DrewKole 07-29-2002 10:20 PM

Id rather a hummer... you'll want another car, when you realize a kid with his mom's 7year old, 12k camaro SS wipes you off the line. :)

J.R. 07-29-2002 10:21 PM

Hey, Just cuz you drive a Honda.. LOL

should I brag, I have a Yukon Denali and 98 Vette... too

Sly_RJ 07-29-2002 10:24 PM

WELL, since we're bragging here...

I have a 2000 Ford full-sized van. Gray. It's totally phat. Chicks sooo dig it.

quiet 07-29-2002 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J.R.
Hey, Just cuz you drive a Honda.. LOL

should I brag, I have a Yukon Denali and 98 Vette... too

hey, i drive a honda :(

J.R. 07-29-2002 10:27 PM

Sly.. thats cuz when you slip them the GHB you
dont have to rent a motel room..

You have a hotel on wheels :1orglaugh

kmanrox 07-29-2002 10:31 PM

my cars are far from hondas raez...

why dont you pull that cock out of your mouth, its skewing your words to look like cocky prickness

playa 07-29-2002 10:34 PM

where exactly is the picture?

my opinion the jaguar got the hottest body style on the road today

angelsofporn 07-29-2002 10:36 PM

Bragging is for people with small dicks...

J.R. 07-29-2002 10:37 PM

damn Kman did you have some bad sushi tonight ?

Honda, Kia.. whats the difference..lol

wannabeapornstar 07-29-2002 10:38 PM

my dick is longer than yours:2 cents:

drunkdollars 07-29-2002 10:39 PM

Lets see some pics..

And I hate it when they put the power in metric..

J.R. 07-29-2002 10:41 PM

http://www.us.jaguar.com/specs/JagSp...me=stypermodel

pics here

Pornwolf 07-29-2002 10:42 PM

I think the Jag XKR is one of the sexiest cars on the street! If I lived in a city where a convertible wouldn't get stolen or destroyed so quickly I'd get one!

http://www2.buildyourjaguar.com/Asse...EXTDEFAULT.jpg

angelsofporn 07-29-2002 10:43 PM

wannabepornstar...
I dont think so...but if it was i would grab a ferrari maranello tommorrow to make up for it

wannabeapornstar 07-29-2002 10:44 PM

Quote:

I dont think so...but if it was i would grab a ferrari maranello tommorrow to make up for it
:thumbsup :1orglaugh

kmanrox 07-29-2002 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
I think the Jag XKR is one of the sexiest cars on the street! If I lived in a city where a convertible wouldn't get stolen or destroyed so quickly I'd get one!

http://www2.buildyourjaguar.com/Asse...EXTDEFAULT.jpg

cummon now, he can't afford it monetarily, or mentally, he used up all his mental assets when he came up with the groundbreaking concept for wantboobs...

Dildozer 07-29-2002 10:46 PM

sweet car! too bad it's automatic

drunkdollars 07-29-2002 10:47 PM

Looks ok..


Might want to get some new wheels.

Those are kinda plain

J.R. 07-29-2002 11:03 PM

Those images posted are not even the car..lol

this is the S TYPE R
not the XKR...lol


Kman.. yes, the naturally busty niche is brand new..
and I own ocean front homes in AZ

FreeFastHost 07-29-2002 11:04 PM

My Dad just bought that car about 3 months ago, it's pretty nice.

drunkdollars 07-29-2002 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
my cars are far from hondas raez...

why dont you pull that cock out of your mouth, its skewing your words to look like cocky prickness


What do you drive sir?

FreeFastHost 07-29-2002 11:07 PM

err maybe that's not the same car... i'm kinda high.

whatever.

Pornwolf 07-29-2002 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J.R.
... I own ocean front homes in AZ
I'm sure those beaches are sandy...err... dusty!

This is the car J.R. was referring to ...
http://www2.buildyourjaguar.com/Asse...EXTDEFAULT.jpg

Kinda classy!

J.R. 07-29-2002 11:13 PM

Yes, its a nice car!

I was really amazed on this new one, we had
a 2000 & 2001 and trading the 01 in for a 02 R model.

Its actually my wifes car..lol.. I am too tall to be really comfortable
in the S Types but its a hella fast car.. It would give a Mustang
a good run.. but my Vette will easily clean its clock in a sec.

playa 07-29-2002 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wannabeapornstar
my dick is longer than yours:2 cents:
A mouse was wandering about the African jungle, when suddenly he heard an
elephant distress call. Hurrying towards the source of the sound, he beheld a
bull elephant in a vat of quicksand, going down for the third time. He
squeaked, "Try and keep your trunk above water! I'll go get my Mercedes!" He
hotfooted it back to his garage, started up the car and drove to the vat of
quicksand. The mouse tied a rope to the bumper and tossed it to the elephant,
who caught it in his trunk. The mouse gunned the Mercedes and pulled the
elephant to safety.

The elephant was beside himself, and said, "Here, take this special pager, any
time you or your children or your children's children need anything, even a
soda, page me - an elephant never forgets." The mouse attached the pager to
his belt and forgot about it.

A month or two later, the mouse was gamboling through the jungle canopy and
lost his footing, and fell through the trees, coincidentally into the middle
of the same vat of quicksand. He was going down for the third time when he
remembered the pager - he pressed the button, and suddenly the jungle was rent
with the battle cry of a rampaging bull elephant.

The elephant burst into the clearing, sized up the situation in a moment,
unzipped his fly, pulled out his you-know-what and tossed it into the vat of
quicksand, where the mouse took hold and climbed up to safety.

Moral: If you got a big dick, you don't need a Mercedes.

volante 07-29-2002 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole
you'll want another car, when you realize a kid with his mom's 7year old, 12k camaro SS wipes you off the line. :)
And then shortly after the Camaro wipes you off the line you'll be in the perfect position to see it tailspin off the road at the first sign of a bend...:winkwink:

kmanrox 07-29-2002 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkdollars



What do you drive sir?

that's been posted on gfy enough, i dont feel the need to brag like mister raez

HQ 08-05-2002 11:10 AM

None of you motherfuckers can touch my Mecury Topaz! :BangBang:

Juge 08-05-2002 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
I think the Jag XKR is one of the sexiest cars on the street! If I lived in a city where a convertible wouldn't get stolen or destroyed so quickly I'd get one!

http://www2.buildyourjaguar.com/Asse...EXTDEFAULT.jpg

I'm not one for Jags, but I like this one. NICE! :thumbsup


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