straight, left but not right dick
 

What is the issue with some people who's pennis turn left. I never understood why it true left. Also I never heard of anybody pennis that goes to the right side how come.

right handed beaters bend left, left handed beaters bend right...the key to straightness is to have an equal number of jerks with each hand.....it only takes 1 jerk to throw it off center....and unless you can rember how many jerks with each hand you have jerked in your life you are pretty much screwed.....

I always wondered if you could balance it off

Maybe that would explain why people curve to the left because most people are right handed. So if your gives you head/handjob everyday its going to curve to the left. Is that right.

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well if the first jerk was done by a right hand other than the right hand of the owner of the penis it would depend on the angle they jerked it from....if they were facing you and jerking it would actually curve to the right....but it is rare that a penis is jerked for the first time by a jerker other than the owner of the penis in question...except for rare exceptions involving the catholic church, michael jackson, congress, and those lucky kids with the hot teachers:thumbsup

Well there are "Penis Readers" in every town they can tell your past and future based on where your dick points too, the size of your balls, the lenth of your dick etc

i went to one of those fuckers and got sexually assaulted by a white dude in whoopie goldbergs body :Oh crap