I no longer have BLACK POO !!! YAY
 

You dont know how happy i was to make this announcement to my family. LOL

This actually happened a few days ago but i figured i would share since this is gfy and all.


If theres a moral to this story it is " dont go the internet for medical advice"

I had a flu recently you may have seen my thread "dont fart when you have the flu "

About day#2/3 of my flu i noticed i had black feces(poo), and i dont mean dark green i mean black tar looking stuff ( i hope your not eating )

Of course im concerned but its the weekend and im already sick so i dont wanna go the emergency for black poo, so i turn to trusty old google.

Oh shit i'm gonna die. its blood in the intestine and cancer and dear god i had everything under the sun lol . sweating bullets i was..

Even the doctor had bad things to say the next day

" you sure its black not green ?"

me - " nope its like black as black"

" blood in the intestine" he says looking worried , sends mme for x-rays

Now the strange thing was my old lady was also sick and she also had the same black feces affliction , but the doctor didnt seem to care..

Now it was the flu but everything i looked at said the same thing . blood , if its black its old blood. even the doc..

I havent gotten the tests back from doc but a few days later the poo turned to brown again and i feel better so musta been the illness..

what i think it was is pepto bismal , but the doctor didnt think so..

i hadnt eaten anything for 3 days , and i mean NOTHING , except pepto bismal, valiums and water

so it musta just been a wierd coincidence or pepto turns black when your sick

p.s. $10 says this thread gets more views/replies than my biz threads today :(

lol...glad the story had a happy ending:)

Glad ya feeling better and shittin normal again

happy to hear you're ok :thumbsup

did you give the doctor a stool sample?

i've seen this/had this. it was the pepto. get a new fucking doctor.

it was the pepto.

im glad im not the only one who almost died of a heart attack after searching google for medical symtoms

LOL... duh! Of course it was the fucking pepto. It has bismuth in it, and it makes your shit turn black.