So I went to dinner on V-Day and got...
 

I went out to eat with a special lady. They gave her a rose after the meal and me the bill. Lame. :(

haha. i hid away in my house on purpose last night.

huh, usually they ask you to pay for yout tacos at the register. What taco bell did you go to that sent you a bill?

I bet it was one of those fancy ones with seating outside right?

Was your waiter also the bus boy and the trashman / mop guy?

Did you spring for the fire sauce or just go for the mild?

Did the TBell you went to need a key for the shitter? or did it use a token system?

Did you tip your waiter/busboy/trashman/mopguy... you cheap bastard?

did you expect the waiter to suck your dick under the table?

Try their new steak taquitos, they are good. That and a baja beef gordita and I bet you could have a girl humming the mexican hat dance on your nuts all night. But don't forget to have a few tums after you eat.

Hey that makes sense. He could suck Steve's dick and then mop up the jizz with his mop. Now THAT'S SMART THINKIN'!

Lol..... What was that all about?

You'd have to start at the top and read down. I can't really get into details this late in the thread. Sorry.

very lame .. I would not go to such a place that ask you to pay for what you ordered.

I guess that was always expected when dating:(

Did you at least get some butt-sex?

How did you know!!!!

POOOOOOORQUEEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!?!

No anal. Talk about Valencock day sadness :(