If I had Fangs I'd...
 

be a vampire, because I sure as hell can't seem to sleep at night.

I hear that, I've been going to bed at dawn and waking up at dust for over a week now. Staying up today though about to go do some laundary.

However, if I had fangs I'd give to a woman because female vampires totally turn me on lol

If i had titties i'd play with them all day...