Straight face now: Swordswallowing association
 

What a funny world. Everybody wants to be taken seriously. :1orglaugh

http://www.swordswallow.org/

Click on the "news" section: If the first guy doesn't put you off, scroll down and check out the car dealer who swallows a sword after you buy a car from him?

:helpme :warning :error

I knew a girl that swallowed my little dagger.