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What are your talents? In life we all have talents and how odd it would be nice to share them. So what is your talent and do you have any claim to fame for it?


State the following:
Your name
Talent
Geographical Location
Claim to fame (if applicable)

JonClark
Making Money
Ohio, USA
No need for fame :)

Josh
Culinary Arts
Iowa
Nothing, stfu

Jon
computers, automobile repair, photography, server admin
St. Louis, MO
I'm a quick study

Your name.Billy Bob Thorton
Talent.Actor
Geographical Location.Canada
Claim to fame (if applicable).Banging Angelina

Name: Jeremiah Donelson
Talent: Expert Feline Exterminator
Location: The Deep South
Claim to fame: I can kill cats faster than anyone else I know. It takes less than half of an ounce of antifreeze to kill nearly any cat but I’ve found you can actually get the job done with ¼. Furthermore by only using a forth you cause their systems to shut down more slowly. Basically by using less you cause more pain! Quite intriguing really.

I am also an inventor. I’ve come up with over 200 uses for cats and their various body parts. Did you know that cat eyes can be ground up into a fine powder then used in combination with a powerful oxidizer (like potassium nitrate) to make a potent... uh.. excuse me for the lack of a scientific term here: “De-wood-ifier”? Just one sniff of the stuff will prevent you from getting a hard on for hours. Think of it as anti-viagra.

ADL Eddie
I can boogie in the disco
Wisconsin

Mike Semen
London
Masturbation/Pubic Topiary.

Shooting porn.