This gave me a good laugh...
 

http://www.petitiononline.com/np911/petition.html

That cracks me up.

"But, I believe, If my Petition is seriously taken by all the search-engine companies, IT will be historical step for INTERNET and surely save lots of "BAD-Internet-Traffic" and wrong ACCIDENTAL/INTENTIONAL exposure of this UGLY side of INTERNET."

:1orglaugh

uh oh
 

94 Total Signatures, looks like it's off to a good start.:helpme


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Yes, we're all doomed! 94 Sigs!

read the signature comments :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh good luck to him...

love this one

Heres a few good nuggest from it:

96. Furious_Male To the creator of this poll. Turn off your computer and walk away. Never come back. You are banned from the internet.

and

I found this petition looking for porn, but after reading the comments from certain pervious petition signers I do agree

awwwwe shiite !!!!
 

stop the insanity:eyecrazy


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laugh my ass out here! :1orglaugh