Bones of JESUS found! Christians SHOCKED!
 

I am dead serious this is not a fake post to drum up drama, Christians on Monday around the world will be shocked when James Cameron has a press conference and shows DNA proof that he has found the bones of Jesus and his entire family.

http://time-blog.com/middle_east/200...the_crypt.html

Satan placed them there to test our faith.

See. I knew Jesus wasn't resurrected. But did anyone listen to me? NOOoooooooOOO.

Bad week to be pope.

true :Oh crap

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Wow, I have to say I'm really looking forward to seeing this documentary. If you've ever read Holy Blood, Holy Grail and The Jesus Papers by Michael Baigent he makes very similar claims. The Da Vinci Code really ripped off a lot of the research Baigent did for Holy Blood, Holy Grail and he unsuccessfully sued Dan Brown over it.

hahahaha

Even if this thing pans out to be what they say it is, and survives professional peer review, the fundamentalists will never accept it. Notabook has hit this one on the nose:

"Satan placed them there to test our faith."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh If these idiots can't accept thousands upon thousands of million(s) year bones sitting in the Smithsonian, if they think a cave with 2000 year old dead people is going to change the fanatics, they're unfortunately too optimistic. :Oh crap

JAmes cameron really scores first titanic then this

You are going to hell for posting this.

Well humpy dumpy.

just pulled out my umbrella for all the bullsh*t thats going to start flying around after monday. I see a war coming...

i have always thought the anti-christ was going to end up being someone who proves jesus was a fake.. and that judegment day was nothing more than christians having to come to the realisation that it was just a guide not a true story

LOL.. the "debate" is already raging in the comment section of that article.. Fun times..

How do they know his DNA? :1orglaugh

Speculation
 

Well it's all speculation

seems very soon new film directed by cameron will out.

guess the name:

"Jesus-2. Judgement Day"
"Titanic-2. Back from the deep"

etc...

joking - but seriously - here possible load of violence between confessions based at this bullshit.

What the fuck ever -

Found bones doesnt mean anything.Who knows who can that be actualy.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i would cook a good soup ot of the bone

Jesus Soup....yummy!

That's blasphemy!!!!

But still quite tasty :winkwink:

Interesting article but i don`t believe a word!I`m curios what james cameron has to say about this..Titanic was interesting and maybe believable but this is too much!

Bout time - maybe now we can get back to having all the gods in religion the masses really want - hail Zeus!!!!

this is gonna be fun

If we have Jesus' DNA there is only one thing to do. Save it for future cloning.

This film is gonna be as bad as "Exodus Decoded".

True.. how do get DNA and then say it is Jesus'? I don't think Jesus was God, but man... this is pretty dumb. They will probably try to link the DNA on the bones with maybe something else claimed to be Jesus'.

That was my first thought.

Do we already have a sample of his DNA to do a comparison to or something? And if we do... why do we need this new sample?

Were they doing DNA sampling 2000 years ago, and storing it in mainframes for later comparison? Perhaps his finger prints are on file as well?

now if he can find mahomos bones we can put an end to this crap and all be jews . . .

Every time I eat Jesus Soup baby Allah cries...

hard to find the bones of Jesus, it would be like saying you found the bones of Superman or Capt Crunch. :2 cents:

Repent your sins you heathen! And stop posting blasphemous thread you heretic! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"Shroud of Turin"

Google it, asswipe.

they could clone jesus and bring him back to life!!! but why stop there, you could produce a whole army of them1!!!!

sorta like they found the alien bodies from area 54? and al capons vault?

Are you dense? Jesus the man truly existed idiot. Are you sure you are old enough to comment in this thread? Either that or I suggest you lay off the drugs. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I have atoned for my sins and will continue to do so. I find your humor perplexing but then again most atheists arent very funny people anyways. Hell how can they be when they believe in nothing.

We dont know for a fact that is Jesus burial shroud, according to scientists the shroud couldnt possibly have covered Jesus body as it wasnt from the same period of time when he died. Shrug.

Actually Cameron didnt find the bodies, construction crews found the tomb then Israeli archaeologists took over from there. The tomb was found in 1980, Cameron just put a documentary together.

Now shut it ass wipe.

Jesus’ body was covered with some material that exists in Vatican. I'm not sure if you can get a dna sample from it.

i saw recently a documentary on this (funny the timing) and i think it was accepted by catholic church.

What the fuck are you talking about? I am Christian I went to Christian schools I know what the Shroud of Turin is and I know what scientists have said about it. But just to appease your ignorant ass...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shroud_of_Turin

wow this is amazing

for those wondering about the dna, it could have been fossilized, the same way we have dinosaur dna.