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This has to be the worst thrash album I've ever heard. The vocals suck! By point of fact so does everything about this album. From the production right down to the songs themselves, they're is simply nothing even mildly interesting on this album. Its appauling to think that some people view this band as being remotely talented. I think Joey Ramone is a more capable musician and song writter than anyone in this shit ridden band. First of all, the guitar players...well, they can't play. This becomes extremely evident when listening to these punk like solos that are so annoyingly out of key and lacking in any real structure that even Kerry King could give these guys a lesson or two on how to play. The lyrics...you've gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Probably the most ridiculous, stupid fuckin' lyrics I've ever heard. If you take the time to read the lyrics, you may find yourselves laughing out of sheer embarassment for the band. As for the vocals...oh mama...what the fuck is this guy trying to do? Puke, fart, breath, who knows? All I know is that if you picture Kermit the frog breeding with Miss Piggy, and they give birth to a retarded mongrel who's tone deaf...if he attempted to sing, he may infact sound like this guy. The drummer is half assed and is OK, but does nothing spectacular and is surely not anything even remotely great. I guess musically this band deserves a big fat 0. However, since I'm feeling generous I'll apoint these talentless wanna bees 5% for the artwork, which is somewhat cool for the time that it was released. Other than that, two words...Utter Shit!

Alrighty then...

BTW, the enter/return key can be your friend:

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Readers will appreciate it if you use it, say, every paragraph or so, even if they don't agree with, or even understand, WTF you are babbling about.

:2 cents:

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