Whats your favorite Bush quote?
 

mine:

I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive.

:1orglaugh

"mission accomplished"

not sure it was a direct quote, but he had a party banner made and put on a boat to celebrate! fuckin' ID-I-OT!

SB

there are so many where do i start lol

"Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me— you can't get fooled again"

I repeat: FUCKIN' ID-I-OT!

SB

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - George W. Bush

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"I am the decider."
- George W. Bush

'the Google'.

Bushie rules! I love all his quotes!

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam

:uhoh :uhoh

has to be the one with fool me once

how come when bush makes a mistake it is a "Bushism" but when any other president made a mistake it was just an error of speech?

because he does it every other day. same w/ G-DUBaya's Dad's VP.

Idiots get called out and labeled. Mistake makers merely get a few dozen free passes.

SB

"After the chaos and carnage of September 11th, it is not enough to serve our enemies with legal papers." George W. Bush

Preach on brotha!

Don't make me choose!

If I really had to pick just one, I guess it would be:

"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their.. their love with women all across this country."

Video: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2649834

GDub is a perv like that woot.

Cause GDub is the man yo.

how did he become president?

"This war started on my watch, but its going to end on yours."

Thanks asshole!

"I can't breathe...everything is getting dark...this must be the end...struggling for one last brea...yo, Satan...is that you in the red suit? Adolf...good to see you."

A guy can dream, can't he? :Oh crap

I dont think that I have ever laughed so hard. That guy has made more one line fuckups than any stand up comic.

Fool me, can't get fooled again!

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush
This one is best :I)

Thats what his daddy told him.... :321GFY