------101 Things JDL shouldnt say to Customs agents so he dont get messed with ------
 

-I am here to see some guy named "Sleazy"

-dude i am tired stamp my passport so I go hunting for bitches

-did you get beat up in high school and thus on a powertrip?

-I got a bunch of cialis yo , stamp that shit and let me get to work

-I work on the "Internet"

-What is your reason for trip? None of your business fucknut

-You bringing in anyfirearms? Just mypenis its lethal weapon in US

-How do you know "Insert name here" Through Gofuckyourself.com

-Whats up with all these fucking questions yo? Stamp my passport already

-Why the fuck do you need to go through my shit asswipe

-Why do you have so much "cologne " packed sir? are these gifts? Hey asswipe i need a different flavor for every night now fuck off

-Are all these drugs yours? No asswipe why else is my name of em...now stamp my shit

-Ever been in canada before? Fucknut look at the stamped visas and stop wasting my time.

-Listen I am having bad day stop asking me all these questions when 3 Osama's just went through with no questions asked.

-Can i speak to your supervisor?

-We are go0nna swab your laptop andluggage....Can i swab your wifes pussy asswpe?

Customs: What is your purpose for visiting Canada?
JDL: I'm bringing sexy back.
Customs: How long will you be in Canada?
JDL: I'm not sure. How long does it take to catch a moose?
Customs: Catch a moose?
JDL: I want to sex it up, Guido style yo!
Customs: I see, and is all this Cialis for you or the moose?

Nice list juicy, but its not at 101 yet ;)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

its too early i am thinking of new stuff hehehe

Shit, as somoene who crosses the border on a FREQUENT basis, I wish I could say these things to those assholes.....

ah michigan , you must go across all the time man you know now how i feel with those cockaroachesss

with this replys he won't get anywhere :)

I cross all the time and THAT is the number one reason I get pulled in. Just because I can work ANYWHERE in the world from my laptop scares the hell out of the border patrol.