How not to represent an affiliate program (icq log):
 

Entire conversation log:

salami 6:37:27 PM: can you get installs? we can pay a lot
me 6:37:50 PM: Who are you?
salami 6:38:09 PM: we are searchign for a new partner..we have money to payout for installs
salami 6:38:15 PM: are you able to get installs?
me 6:39:48 PM: Why would i do business with you when you don't even have the curtesy to introduce yourself?
salami 6:40:23 PM: i'm peter, and work for an affiliate program in the US
salami 6:40:27 PM: what is your name?
me 6:41:31 PM: an affiliate program? Who!? Sorry, you've already lost my trust. Try someone else. Take care
salami 6:41:44 PM: weirdo. bye


I just don't understand some of these people. So fucking rude. Or should I be some kind of mind reader...?

Ya, I would say you're a weirdo.. for sure. :)

anyone with a nick thats salami shouldnt be trusted imho

sausage fest comes to my mind

I sometimes come across as rude on ICQ. I'm just goofing off, but some people take icq way too seriously. I've learned to tone myself down a bit.

Lol, what an idiot.

I doubt you just jump in and try to get business without telling who you are first, or who you're representing, and so on.. And perhaps at least you say 'hello'.. :) This jerk was wayyy too busy to do any of that..

salami hahaha

you know what I really like?

ppl (who arent on my icq list yet) who icq like 'are you there' then I reply with hi im DTC Bob bla bla and they reply the next day with 'hey dude' then another one the next day like 'you there?'

Somehow I gave up on conversations like that.

Meh, its still better than those damn chinese wanting to talk to you so that they can improve their english.

And then they get pissed when you say you don't have the time to chit-chat

I got a new job for this affiliate rep: "Hey, psst, wanna buy swiss watch ? Wanna buy sunglasses ? Wanna buy coconut ?"

i miss those icqs from people who offer installs, too funny

I think people should introduce themselves. I do.

oh man installs so trojans and viruses? maybe someone can give a look on them

That guy also contacted me.I dont give damn about pay per install programs,i think they also should be wiped off from internet.

My faves are the ones who ask you straight off to start a blog, or go into partnership with them without even introducing themselves.

"Yes Mr stranger I'll be happy to start a blog with you and teach you everyting about adult, oh and by the way, here are my bank details while we're at it."

Anyways glad you didnt post my little blooper form sunday :)

hahahaha

its lack of training

was his program called nigeriacash.com ?

zangowned

i've always said that there should be a font for sarcasm :2 cents:

I got an ICQ from him too. I asked how I could help him and no reply.

what his icq? Im in the mood for some fun :winkwink:

No his program is yazzle.net

491700050
Just say you can bring 3000 usd daily install and i guurante fun :)

gracias :thumbsup

How dare you not read his mind. You fucking weirdo.... :)

hmm guess calling him wurst wasnt the right approach

same guy, different approach

salami [11:33 AM] :
can you get installs?
12clicks [11:35 AM] :
get lost

looks like a low rent zango. luring people in with sudoku too.

They think they are better then zango

not just icq, the internet in general, you would think people have the self esteem of a chashew the way they get worked up when people are obviously just busting their balls.

All theses reps for stupid installs... i can't stand it.

im gonna buy some salami now

LOL @ the logs

I've ignored them for years, but I get the same thing daily. :)

yeah when Im in a funny mood ill icq them with the same stuff see if they get it :1orglaugh

I also got some one on icq that asked me if i can do installs :)
To what i said what do you mean ? what installs... :)

yeah... :):pimp

this guy is not working for me ! lol

This retard just spammed me today :Oh crap

It's easier just to get your own installer built and put your own codes into people's computers. Solves the problem outright. If they are paying $1 per install, trust me, they are worth more than $1.

he woulda lost me at INSTALLS.

Anytime someone named Salami wants to pay me for installing something I'd be afraid too.

Have a log similar to this. Was half convinced it was a joke until now :disgust

He just contacted me too. When I told him no, he acted like a 16 year old and told me about his stinky salami.

This guy keeps fucking messaging, he does not give up.. once a week.. what a pita.

weirdo/moron I would say

A few weeks back I was signing with some affiliates because I needed a bunch of sponsors for something I am working on, during that week I received a few ICQ's like you described.

Some out of the blue for affiliates, or programmers. They were already talking to me like midsentence, and without introducing themselves. They spoke broken English at best, and my responses were pretty much the same as yours with the, "who are you", and "wtf's".

I also had a few programs I was interested in promoting, but once I talked to their rep, I decided against it. If you can't handle the English language, then how are you going to handle my money?!?!!

:2 cents:

He hit me up too, LOL

I've had some bad ones too. Gotta tell'em, "Work on your sales pitch and get back to someone else"