Escorts in calgary ?
 

My friend just moved there and wants go get laid...

You moved there?

I dont know about Calgary but in Edmonton you just have to go to the teenie bopper bar and pick up a hochie.
But in a pinch I know the back of the paper has some listings.

Not me... lool
I'm still in Ottawa for a couple days :P

Yellow pages in Alberta is literally full of escorts ads. Never tried them tho...

Quick search gave me that:

http://escorts-canada.com/cgi-bin/ci...B;city=Calgary

There's no local bars/clubs around there or what? That's sad.

Damn, that piss poor site just gave me a great idea.

But what the hell does GFE, MSOG, PSE and other like that mean?

Dunno... the guy gets laid pretty easily arround here. but he's totally new there so

does your "friend" also have a small dick?

So he doesn't know picking up drunk chicks at bars 101 or what?

None of you ballers that are always so good at picking up chicks in bar realised that we are like tuesday night and that there isn't much going in clubs ?

I'm not into paying for sex, but either way, he just wanted a hooker for some fun, that's his choice.

I'm not a "baller" so get your panties out of a bunch. And I've came up on a fuckin sunday night in bumbfuck, so yea. No excuses.

So have I, but who the fuck cares, this thread wasn't about that. And nightlife is different in every cities too.

The guy is new in town and dosen't know anyone... he moved there like 5 days ago, it's about 2 days drive from where he used to live.

craigslist? ;)

Ottawa represent lol

Those are escort slang:

Some common terms are:
Bareback = sex without a condom
BBBJ = Bare Back Blow Job = Blow Job without condom
BBBJTC = Bare Back Blow Job To Completion (either spitting or swallowing) [Special K]
BBBJTCCIT = Bare Back Blow Job To Completion Cum In Throat [Southstreet]
BBBJTCNQBS = Bare Back Blow Job To Completion No Quitting But Spitting. [ck_nj]
BBBJTCNQNS = Bare Back Blow Job To Completion No Quitting No Spitting. [ck_nj]
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman
BFE = Boy Friend Experience, as when "Guy takes care of her desires as well." [joeblow]
BJ = Blow Job (oral sex on him)
BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking
BS = BodySlide = Girl massages you with her body
BTW = By the way
CIF - Come in Face [alex_lean]
CIM - Come in Mouth [alex_lean]
COB - Come on Breast [alex_lean]
Cowgirl = girl on top
Clean Plate = Shaved pussy [Sophia]
DATY = Dining At The Y = Cunnilingus (oral sex on her)
DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous [Picasso]
DFK = Deep French Kissing [EagerBeaver]
Digits = Penetration of fingers
Doggie style = man behind girl, penis in vagina
DT = Deep Throat (taking entire dick in mouth/down throat) [Southstreet]
DTBBBJ = Deep Throat Bare Back Blow Job [Sophia]
DTBBBJTC = Deep Throat Bare Back Blow Job To Completion [Sophia]
DTBJ = Deep Throat Blow Job [Sophia]
EE = Eastern European (Hungarian, Czech, Polish, etc.) [ck_nj]
Eye Candy = beautiful, but usually lesser service, AKA Arm Candy [JacknJill]
FF = Finger F**king (penetration of fingers) [ck_nj]
French = oral sex
French Kissing = kissing on mouth with tongue contact
FJ = Foot Job [Sophia]
FW = Foot Worship
FS = Full Service = Intercourse
GFE = Girl Friend Experience (providing aspects of social and physical interaction beyond the act itself)
Greek = anal sex
GS = Golden Shower = Urinating on or being urinated on
Half & Half = oral sex and intercourse
HDH = High Dollar Hottie [gohabsgo]
HJ = Hand Job
HM = High Mileage
IMHO = In my humble opinion
IMO = In my opinion
Incall = you meet the girl at her place
Indy = Independent [shooter]
ISO = In Search Of
Italian = Similar to Russian but penis between butt cheeks [Sophia]
LDL = Low Dollar Looker [chercherfemmes]
LE = Law Enforcement
LEO = Law Enforcement Officer [Billy]
LF = Lady Friend
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
MILF = Mom I'd Like to F**k [Facemaster]
Missionary = man on top
MP = Massage Parlor
MSOG = Multiple Shots on Goal
N = nude (the girl that is)
NQBS means No Quitting but Spitting (upon completion of BJ).
NR = Nude Reverse = nude with reverse massage
Outcall = the girl comes to your place--your home, your hotel, etc.
OWO - Oral without Condom [alex_lean]
Pearls = Pearl Necklace = ejaculation on her neck/upper breasts
PSE = Porn Star Experience (really aggressive, take-charge kind of girl) [canadalover]
Rack = Breasts [Dee]
Reverse = You get to massage girl
Rimjob = analingus
Russian = penis between girl's breasts
SOF = Sat On Face [Sophia]
SOG = Shots On Goal = number of times you release
SP = Service Provider
T = topless
Tea Bagging - Squatting over your lady and dipping your balls in her mouth.
Thai = Massage with body sliding [JacknJill]
TV = transvestite
WAH = Wild Ass Humping (intense anal sex) [Sophia]
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary (not everybody gets the same services) [naughtylady]

Calgary has some of the best bars and clubs around...you gotta be a pretty big loser to pay for sex in my books:2 cents:

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