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jasonir 03-09-2007 09:40 PM

FUCCCCCKKK I HATE Spiders!
 
Today I have seen three spiders. One by the light in the garage, 1 over the door to my house in the garage (eek), and one IN MY FUCKING HOME, ON THE CEILING, IN MY LIVING ROOM.

I've been off work sick all week :eyecrazy, and I go to lie down on my chaise and I see this fucking spider above my head.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Well after staring at it and researching what to do on the internet, about 5 minutes in it started moving at a blistering speed. I grabbed a chair, a gucci shoe, and smashed the fucker.

"SATANIC SPAWN OF EVIL, DIE!!!!!!!" :laughing-

The Orkin Man has been called.

This aggression will not stand.

Jason

cess 03-09-2007 10:33 PM

Just be happy you don't have any of these running around your house. ;)
http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider.jpg

Spunky 03-09-2007 10:34 PM

Do you schrill like a little girl when you see a mouse?

2012 03-09-2007 10:39 PM

i left my glass of water underneath one of my plants "houseplant".... came back a leeeeetle bit later and thought I'd take a swig. started downing some water, I was parched then I looked down into my glass and there were a shit load of little see through spiders all in there. must of swallowed a 100 of em. felt great.

jasonir 03-09-2007 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 12049585)
Do you schrill like a little girl when you see a mouse?

Rhetorical question?

VeriSexy 03-10-2007 12:46 AM

spiders freak the crap out of me too

TigerDragon 03-10-2007 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cess (Post 12049582)
Just be happy you don't have any of these running around your house. ;)
http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider.jpg

WTF!!!!!!

goldmine 03-10-2007 05:32 AM

geez... i cant even kill a spider coz ill run instanly after i saw one. only spider i like was of google :p

nico-t 03-10-2007 05:33 AM

scared of spiders, a gucci shoe..... you can come out the closet dude

martinsc 03-10-2007 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cess (Post 12049582)
Just be happy you don't have any of these running around your house. ;)
http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider.jpg

OMG!!!!
what the fuck is THAT????

Avery 03-10-2007 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cess (Post 12049582)
Just be happy you don't have any of these running around your house. ;)
http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider.jpg

Yeah,that's right.just be optimize.

Crasy Bitch 03-10-2007 06:34 AM

i feel you dude, i have those white ones all over my house. They always catch me off guard too the fuckers.

lorine 03-13-2007 02:55 AM

Jesus! That spider is huge. The picture gives me the creeps ! I`m a girl so naturally I`m afraid of spiders,rats :)

Gabriel Night 03-13-2007 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lorine (Post 12065746)
Jesus! That spider is huge. The picture gives me the creeps ! I`m a girl so naturally I`m afraid of spiders,rats :)

i am a man but if the spider is larger than my head i dont shame myself to fear of them ....... :Oh crap

Danny B 03-13-2007 04:20 AM

http://video.clipstream.com/content/c/camel_spiders/

ok they are harmless, but fucking scary......

darksoul 03-13-2007 04:31 AM

I'm fine with spiders, I've got a few browsing my sites right now :)

Empress_JoinRightNow 03-13-2007 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonir (Post 12049459)
Today I have seen three spiders. One by the light in the garage, 1 over the door to my house in the garage (eek), and one IN MY FUCKING HOME, ON THE CEILING, IN MY LIVING ROOM.

I've been off work sick all week :eyecrazy, and I go to lie down on my chaise and I see this fucking spider above my head.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Well after staring at it and researching what to do on the internet, about 5 minutes in it started moving at a blistering speed. I grabbed a chair, a gucci shoe, and smashed the fucker.

"SATANIC SPAWN OF EVIL, DIE!!!!!!!" :laughing-

The Orkin Man has been called.

This aggression will not stand.

Jason

hahahahaha...weird...I mean I love spiders but not the poisonous one...we used to play "spider tourney" during summer...well, that's way back ten years ago...

Scott McD 03-13-2007 04:53 AM

I fucking HATE spiders. Last time when i had one of the big fuckers in my room, it took me over 20mins to kill it.

I sprayed everything on the fucker. From aftershave, to air freshner.... :1orglaugh

C_U_Next_Tuesday 03-13-2007 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 12049599)
i left my glass of water underneath one of my plants "houseplant".... came back a leeeeetle bit later and thought I'd take a swig. started downing some water, I was parched then I looked down into my glass and there were a shit load of little see through spiders all in there. must of swallowed a 100 of em. felt great.

sounds like a freshly hatched batch of black widows..nice.

My pet Black widow died the other day.. Im in search for my next spider to love.

p0rnus 03-13-2007 07:05 AM

we have alot of banana spiders around here....I don't worry about them, but my wife and daughters flip the fuck out when they see a spider the size of my hand hanging on the living room ceiling

HeadPimp 03-13-2007 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday (Post 12067024)
sounds like a freshly hatched batch of black widows..nice.

My pet Black widow died the other day.. Im in search for my next spider to love.

I used to have one of those too. She was really cool. It was a lot of fun to watch her hunt the crickets we would feed her. :(

MsWild 03-14-2007 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cess (Post 12049582)
Just be happy you don't have any of these running around your house. ;)
http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider.jpg

omg...that's too big...too scary!

Onixia 03-14-2007 05:32 AM

i`m afraidt of mouse and spiders :( whey r disgusting :(

Phoenix 03-14-2007 05:33 AM

i hate them as well...they give me the willies


i kill them all on site

lalika 03-14-2007 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cess (Post 12049582)
Just be happy you don't have any of these running around your house. ;)
http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider.jpg

what da f**k is that?


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