We're in the wrong business bros.
 

Mattresses. Mattresses is where the real money is.

It seems like this dude in Socal is opening mattress superstores all over the southland at a rate of like 1 every 2 - 3 months.

Are people really buying that many fucking mattresses?

His commercials suck ass, but he's got his branding down like no other. I hear his stupid voice and see his fat fucking face every time I turn on the telly.

"I'll beat anyone's advertised price, or your mattress is Fuse.FFFRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

What's worse is the ius ouy is completely unchallenged. There is one other guy. "Neil with the deal" (not so good at branding) he runs "LEEDS" mattress stores, he's a lot smaller but his shit is everywhere too. He's got 3 little stores within a few miles of my house.

So who's with me? We can call the store "RedShoe's Mattress Store"

You're just cluing into this now??

My outlet is called "Pumpy's mattress shack"

I have branding down to a science. :D

Ever hear of Mattress Mac?

I'm gonna open a store that sells those new $50,000 mattresses!! Anyone dumb enough to spend that kinda money on a mattress deserves to be robbed!!
:helpme

what about coffins? i heard those things are expensive and everyday lots of people die

I heard grocery stores and gas stations made good money too...

I'm going to open a laundromat, those things make money!

Bingo this is where the real money is.......there's no dirtier biz than this one. :winkwink:

I spend 1,000$ each on Tempur-Pedic Space Foam. I bought 2 :P

Well worth it, anyone else own a tempur pedic...?

Hows about you get to the coffins, Server Genius can dig the graves, and I will supply the bodies. Now, all we need are some richer fuckers than all these ghetto gang bangers I have in the attic.

I should change mine. They're 20cm too narrow since I bought a new bed that was too wide by accident, the mattresses are used under my 300lbs body for 7 years and the 20cm gap is filled with foam-plastic, or what the fuck you call it. hah.

Another good thing about mattress stores is you would have a lot of places to shoot content. Never run out of bedroom scenes :1orglaugh

i think a biz to somehow clean the fricken 50lbs of dead bed mites and all the shit they dump over the years out of your mattress could be a winner

Since porn is rarely done on an actual bed... we can not be blamed for his success.

Mattresses? Lol nice... I have an email to send you shortly good sir, I am out of town though for the moment:)

We Need Waterbed porn. Do people still buy waterbeds? I sold thousands of those things years ago.

knew a guy that had a construction crew come in and add an additional checkout line in his chain grocery store... every sale that went thru it was his profit and items written off to loss.


re; mattresses - i built the website for a guy that builds custom mattresses and hes making a killing in one small local market.

nah, I'm im the right business

he gives away FREE mattresses, I give away FREE porn
he opens store after store, I open a site after site

well, it looks like the more I work the less I make, but that's not important right now, being in the game is all that matters

I did, and I sleep like a fucking baby...

Forty Winks. ( no, not twinks )
http://www.fortywinks.com.au

So then you wake up every 3 hours screaming your fucking head off until someone brings you a bottle? Must suck to be you.

gas stations do make great money..just not for the operator.but exxon,sunoco ect clean up big time. my bro owns a station he dont make squat on gas. if it werent for the repairs he would be done

The Original Mattress Factory is huge here. I don't think you or your yelling dude can compete ;)

I would suspect the last few years of the high amount of mattress purchases go hand in hand with the number of people buying homes. If the housing market goes boom and these folks have to downscale, I'm going to open a used mattress company (ewwwwww........).

I have friends who own a gas station - the make their money off the crap sold inside, especially cigarettes. They buy everything at Costco, triple the prices and people buy and pay extra because of sheer laziness of not wanting to stop elsewhere when they're getting gas :)

i have something that will sell better (one day)

http://www.theaircar.com/

how cool is that :thumbsup

Let me sleep on it... I'll get back to you.

i hear counterfeit operations make serious money.

Haha yea. That guy has been peddling his mattresses for years. With such a lame telly campaign he sure is doing pretty damn good. Kudos to his marketing team. :thumbsup

Gas stations only make good money now because oil is like a million dollars a barrel :1orglaugh

I was byuing one yesterday..... Waiting for delivery today.

On that basis, why don't you set up a matress shop on ebay!! You'll be raking it in.

Are there still legit businesses on ebay?