You know your stoned when....
 

you go to 7-11 and they need to find the big brown grocery bags for all the munchies and goodies you buy.... The ones they hide under the back of the counter and never use. :winkwink:



Discuss.......

you know your stoned when...

you write a post like this

you know you are stoned

when you can't remember if you just took a hit or not...

When you rolling your third pure joint saying it's your first.

when you look for you lighter for 10 minutes and find it on your lap ;)

when you pull yourself off the couch, walk into the kitchen pull open the fridge
and wonder why the hell you got off the couch and what you're doing in front
of the opened fridge.

when you do puff-puff pass with nobody but yourself

when all the white letters look pink without scrolling:helpme

when you drive your car at 10 Mph and think you're going really fast

When you come back and start laughing you ass off at all the funny ass replies to your own dumb thread...

When you come home late at night to walk your wife then fuck your dog

when you're going......shit forgot what I wanted to say

You goto 7-11 for something to drink, You come back with 3lbs of sour candies, a sandwich, and a pack of skittles but no drink.

when you inmediately start playing your Bob Marley Collection

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

When you can't remember what your laffing at so you laff some more!!!

When you are the guy getting busted on COPS, insisting to the officers you never smoke weed, and all the while, you have a joint tucked in your ear!

when you think Amazing Discoveries is an awesome T.V. show and then watch it for hours

if you watch 2 episoded of Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures without flipping channels once.......even while you hate fishing yourself when you're not stoned

when you replied to this thread more than 5 times

When you smoked 5 minutes ago and going to smoke another one and keep doing it third time already :winkwink: . That's true.

when you get drunk and then sleep on the road...

almost as bad as having it in your hand with your cellphone and looking around the room for it

When you use incorrect spelling/grammar.

when you start talking out of your ass and kill the thread...

when you laugh for every nonsense you hear
and when you ran out of saliva

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


What is there to discuss? You're stoned.

When you go through a pack of rollies a week.

That's my best trick.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh hahaha good one.. :winkwink:

when you make a thread like this and make your ass stay in it every time you get stoned lol.

When a song you had never paid particular attention to before now sounds like a masterpiece.

When things have to be reapeted to you more than 3 times.

when it takes you two hours to drive 15 minutes in your home town, or so I have heard…

When you've done only 15 minutes of work and already feel its time for a snack break.

you bump a "you know your stoned when" thread.

You're stoned when you never react at all the dumbest thing you saw:)