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directfiesta

03-17-2007 08:07 AM

Police raid on theatre saves a lobster from certain death

... crazy Italians .... :)

Quote:

Avant-garde theatre is under attack in Italy for pushing the boat out too far after police raided a Milan playhouse to save a lobster from being bludgeoned to death and eaten on stage.

Following complaints from animal rights groups, the first-night performance of Incident: Kill to Eat by Argentinian playwright Rodrigo García was broken up by three plainclothes officers who spared the lobster from an all-too-real death scene.

A full house was expecting to see García's examination of death and meat eating, during which an unlucky crustacean is suspended from a nylon cord and a microphone picks up the sounds of its squirming. In his programme notes, García, a former butcher, denounced the dishonesty of not killing what you eat. "You need plenty of imagination, and I don't have it, to feel the fear of death as you open a can of meatballs with peas in the kitchen at home," he wrote.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/italy/stor...036201,00.html

Angelo22

03-17-2007 08:19 AM

Hahahah, nice news =D

GITZINGER

03-17-2007 10:17 AM

Guess they already found all the terrorists, criminals and drug dealers in Italy, now they're just bored. :helpme

madawgz

03-17-2007 10:22 AM

no comment on this, i find the whole thing ...odd...lol

Deputy Chief Command

03-17-2007 10:24 AM

hahaha I am in milano right now.. not for lobster though . . thinkin about some nice lasagne .. lol

Doctor Dre

03-17-2007 10:26 AM

LOL
What a bunch of tards. I can't really understand theses people. There are causes near home way more important then a fucking lobster dying... or any non protected animal....

MsWild

03-18-2007 04:30 PM

that's a nice news hahaha

Blingbaby

03-18-2007 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 12099044)

LOL
What a bunch of tards. I can't really understand theses people. There are causes near home way more important then a fucking lobster dying... or any non protected animal....

On the same token, there are other things more important people can do than suspend lobsters with a thread and recording the sounds of their death. That's some sick twisted fuckers there, serves them right

baddog

03-18-2007 05:38 PM

A can of meatballs with peas? ewww, whoever came up with that idea should be bludgeoned on stage.

JFK	03-18-2007 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12105168)

A can of meatballs with peas? ewww, whoever came up with that idea should be bludgeoned on stage.

and dont forget to
suspend them from a nylon cord and a microphone to pick up the sounds of their squirming. :thumbsup

baddog

03-18-2007 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 12105435)

and dont forget to
suspend them from a nylon cord and a microphone to pick up the sounds of their squirming. :thumbsup

I wasn't sure if I had to mention that or if it would just be a given.

sniperwolf

03-18-2007 07:08 PM

that was so crazy and funny news!!!lol..:D

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