To my darling husband,
 

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just
want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up
truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt,
so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your
kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.

You know how much I love
you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I
cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.


P.S. Your girlfriend called.

http://www.toonamerica.com/3dRender/carwreck.jpg

Oh shit! Now thats gonna be a problem :( At least he has a moped to ride to work on!:1orglaugh

Lol, I Love It!!!!!!!!

damn what a wreck!!! :1orglaugh

no one that has a ferrari would have a garage that small... this is the dumbest thread other than that sweet t thread and the skybox jet...

Funny as shit!

She devils every one of them!

that's a sweet revenge...damn...

Insurance... Wouldn't bother me at all...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

reminds me of something my gf would do. then i would stuff her in that red cooler on the right side afterwards

you mean it isn't true?

Apparently, you are wrong again.