Ever rip ass and then shit your underwear by accident?
 

I must be getting old or something but I let out a morning power fart and some shit juice sprayed out all over my underwear.

I am so ashamed.

Has this happen to anybody else?

I'm sure you are the only person this has ever happened to.

Only on Sundays after a heavy night of drinking :(

I was taking a supplement for a short time called Oxy Powder that is supposed to clean out ye 'ole colon, and suffice to say farting is pretty much out of the question. I'll tell you what though, the shit worked...

My wife looked at me funny and told me to throw away my underwear. She threw me a plastic shoprite bag to put it in.

:helpme :1orglaugh

i was hooking up with this girl my sophmore year in college and one night when i was staying over she crapped herself while she was half asleep. it was pretty disturbing, but i felt the need to share :winkwink:

This thread makes me feel like doing a number two.

Yeah I'm guilty of it too

Only after eating an entire bag of Fiery Habanero Doritos.

My niece dropped a bag of those on the floor the other day and my pug got to them. Poor little guy drank two bowls of water and shit a puddle :Oh crap

Poor Pug! :( Those chips are evil... so good going down, so horrible coming out.

The pug deserved what it got and so did I.

This one time I was trying to shit my pants but could only fart, I was so embarrased :(

"rip ass" means something TOTALLY different to me...

the old XXXL buttplug again?

Kayla cutie ... haven't seen a post in a while.

Been busy! Shoting 2 scenes tomorrow

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/716667-production-companies-manage-pornsites-pic.html

Do you know Cousin Stevie? Is he cool or an ass?

Sharting always brings her out of the woodwork.

this thread has made me laugh out loud 3 times, my wife kept looking at me funny

http://www.shart.com/

wow, i wonder if they know?

Or at least the only one who would admit to it... LOL

that's called sharting..:1orglaugh

i think we've all been there..

Not in a long long time ;)

very rarely. sometimes i come very close though

Ok, this thread did actually make me laugh

He is the coolest, sweetest guy! I wonder if he still has the pics of me sitting on his lap...let me email him and see, if so, I will post a few!

happend to me today, weird... just happend 2 hours ago and now I am reading this thread... I took 2 lax yesterday and now I am fucked

Yes, in school in 1992 and was wearing a pair of Guess jeans and no underwear. Yes, I thought I was the man and thought I would squeeze one out in French class. It was splatter city in my denim and I sat in it for like five minutes comtemplating what the fuck I should do.

Suddenly, the girl sitting in front of me turned and said, "Do you smell shit? What the fuck is that smell?"

Iwas embarrased, slowly took off my sweatshirt,was wearing a tee shirt underneath and wrapped it around my waste. I raised my hand, teacher called on me and told him I needed to run to the bathroom. The girl in front never caught on believe it or not (as far as I know).

I walked out of the room, straight to my car and rode side cheeked 4 miles home (velour seats, I didn't want to taint my ride). Got in the house, ripped off my jeans, threw them into a garbage bag, tied them up, hopped in the shower, grabbed a sammich, drove back to school and walked into the end of my following class stating I was sick in the bathroom. Teacher didn't say shit and I smelled baby fresh.

I didn't try to pass gas for the rest of the day lol :1orglaugh

Heck! I did that last night!!

SHITjuice sounds like the name of a new product from coca cola :winkwink: