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xlogger 03-21-2007 06:48 PM

Ever fuck a girl and and every thing smells like pussy?
 
OMG, this is piss me off. So after i fuck a girl (8 body, 7 face) yesterday everything was smelling like pussy the whole fucking day. My shirt smells like pussy, the room smells like pussy, hand smells like pussy, my hair sells like pussy everything smells like pussy!

Never fucking her again...:321GFY

After Shock Media 03-21-2007 06:51 PM

Oddly though her pussy will smell like dick.

May I suggest that you wash your face. I think the dried up juices are effecting your sense of smell.

Choppa 03-21-2007 06:51 PM

your not meant to stick your nose up there :pimp :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

StarkReality 03-21-2007 06:52 PM

Did you check your fridge for some cheese you forgot for a few months ?

Basic_man 03-21-2007 06:53 PM

Tell her to wash her pussy before meeting you :P

Doctor Dre 03-21-2007 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 12126703)
Oddly though her pussy will smell like dick.

May I suggest that you wash your face. I think the dried up juices are effecting your sense of smell.

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xlogger 03-21-2007 06:55 PM

Seriously though, that was the biggest turn off i have ever experienced. I shower 2 a day min, why couldn't she!?

tenderobject 03-21-2007 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger (Post 12126691)
OMG, this is piss me off. So after i fuck a girl (8 body, 7 face) yesterday everything was smelling like pussy the whole fucking day. My shirt smells like pussy, the room smells like pussy, hand smells like pussy, my hair sells like pussy everything smells like pussy!

Never fucking her again...:321GFY

post her pic lol..

why won;t fuck her? tell her to take a shower before you fuck her. lol i remember an x gf i really don;t like the smell of her pussy so i stopped fucking her lol although she is hot damn pussy why does it have to smell like pussy? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

After Shock Media 03-21-2007 07:02 PM

Forgive me as I am mighty confused. Isnt a pussy supposed to smell like well pussy?
Ok I know on occassion some smells like perfume ontop of pussy but still the smell of pussy remains.

Or are some of you using the smell of pussy to try to say it smells like something else besides pussy? Like pussy is supposed to smell bad? If so what the fuck are you fucking seriously?

P.S. After men fuck do they and their rooms smell like ass?

xlogger 03-21-2007 07:04 PM

Ok, a clean pussy shouldn't have any smell AT ALL. Not good, not bad, nothing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 12126770)
P.S. After men fuck do they and their rooms smell like ass?

Depends on who's fucking, it might.

baddog 03-21-2007 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 12126770)
Forgive me as I am mighty confused. Isnt a pussy supposed to smell like well pussy?
Ok I know on occassion some smells like perfume ontop of pussy but still the smell of pussy remains.

Or are some of you using the smell of pussy to try to say it smells like something else besides pussy? Like pussy is supposed to smell bad? If so what the fuck are you fucking seriously?

P.S. After men fuck do they and their rooms smell like ass?

it's his first time

baddog 03-21-2007 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger (Post 12126779)
Ok, a clean pussy shouldn't have any smell AT ALL. Not good, not bad, nothing.

your inexperience is showing

xlogger 03-21-2007 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12126797)
your inexperience is showing

Well, your like 90 so you have a little more experience than me fucking smelly pussy.

:1orglaugh :winkwink:

baddog 03-21-2007 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger (Post 12126807)
Well, your like 90 so you have a little more experience than me fucking smelly pussy.

:1orglaugh :winkwink:

When I was 18 I had more experience than you do if you think pussy doesn't have an aroma after being properly fucked.

Martin3 03-21-2007 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger (Post 12126779)
Ok, a clean pussy shouldn't have any smell AT ALL. Not good, not bad, nothing.

:error

If it had no smell at all, good or bad. Then you should check for unusual scaring and an adams apple. :winkwink:

xlogger 03-21-2007 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12126821)
When I was 18 I had more experience than you do if you think pussy doesn't have an aroma after being properly fucked.

You were fucking some nasty hoes then.

Yeah ok, you had more experience than me when you were 18, doubt it son.

porno jew 03-21-2007 07:18 PM

good job losing your virginity.

baddog 03-21-2007 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger (Post 12126847)
You were fucking some nasty hoes then.

Yeah ok, you had more experience than me when you were 18, doubt it son.

Let's see, August 9, 1971, I had been 18 for about 2 weeks and got a job where I was the first male working with 400+ women.

I am relatively confident I got more ass by the time I turned 19 than you have seen in your life.

baddog 03-21-2007 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 12126849)
good job losing your virginity.

No kidding. Unless fucking a real doll is his loop hole.

xlogger 03-21-2007 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12126868)
Let's see, August 9, 1971, I had been 18 for about 2 weeks and got a job where I was the first male working with 400+ women.

Doesn't mean you got any, now does it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12126870)
No kidding. Unless fucking a real doll is his loop hole.

Chill out and take a ride on your bike, not that serious, lol.

badmunchkin 03-21-2007 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger (Post 12126779)
Ok, a clean pussy shouldn't have any smell AT ALL. Not good, not bad, nothing.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Quote of the year :thumbsup

dynastoned 03-21-2007 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12126868)
Let's see, August 9, 1971, I had been 18 for about 2 weeks and got a job where I was the first male working with 400+ women.

I am relatively confident I got more ass by the time I turned 19 than you have seen in your life.

where do i get one of these jobs you speak of? :1orglaugh

Fap 03-21-2007 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12126784)
it's his first time

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12126797)
your inexperience is showing

Double ownage..

Anywho why would your hair smell?..actually dont tell me..

gornyhuy 03-21-2007 07:59 PM

Damn, I would be in seventh heaven if I was haunted by the good smell of freshly fucked pussy. Shit, why do you think i'm a panysniffer?

Sly 03-21-2007 08:02 PM

My cock smells like cock.

Anyone else?

baddog 03-21-2007 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned (Post 12126951)
where do i get one of these jobs you speak of? :1orglaugh

It wouldn't be the same. I broke the gender barrier so now there are a lot of guys doing it (primarily gay I hear), plus they have deadly diseases that weren't around back then.

It was an experience every young man should be lucky enough to go through though.

starpimps 03-21-2007 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger (Post 12126691)
OMG, this is piss me off. So after i fuck a girl (8 body, 7 face) yesterday everything was smelling like pussy the whole fucking day. My shirt smells like pussy, the room smells like pussy, hand smells like pussy, my hair sells like pussy everything smells like pussy!

Never fucking her again...:321GFY

8body, 7 face, -10 pussy?

JP-pornshooter 03-22-2007 10:44 AM

why is this thread turning gay ?
good pussy smells like good pussy.
the first time i was on a porn set, it struck me how much it smelled like sex, not just pussy, but sex in general..

fris 03-22-2007 10:47 AM

i thought you enrolled in college to get laid, didnt happen, then you bought a bmw thought you would get girls, you didnt.

Azoy? 03-22-2007 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger (Post 12126691)
OMG, this is piss me off. So after i fuck a girl (8 body, 7 face) yesterday everything was smelling like pussy the whole fucking day. My shirt smells like pussy, the room smells like pussy, hand smells like pussy, my hair sells like pussy everything smells like pussy!

Never fucking her again...:321GFY

Sounds like that Seinfeld episode with the car.
They couldn't get rid of the BO from the car no matter what they did.

brassmonkey 03-22-2007 11:16 AM

i dont screw if it smells like sanitatoin

Gentle_Ben 03-22-2007 12:01 PM

try taking a shower?

Jman 03-22-2007 12:07 PM

Yup... They are called WHORES!!!

Tiffany Preston 03-22-2007 02:42 PM

you need to get in shower after having sex honey , cum here i will show you lol

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_Richard_ 03-22-2007 02:47 PM

i notice how you never say "bad" smell.. do you not liek the smell of pussy?

R

sicone 03-22-2007 02:50 PM

Maybe you should try washing your sheets

you can wash yourself all you want, once you lay back on the dirty sheets its all over you again

NoWhErE 03-22-2007 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tiffany Preston (Post 12131842)
you need to get in shower after having sex honey , cum here i will show you lol

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Tranny???

Lance69 03-22-2007 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll (Post 12131871)
i notice how you never say "bad" smell.. do you not liek the smell of pussy?

R

I was thinking the exact same thing. Most straight guys I know like the smell of pussy. Pussy is supposed to have a scent.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who as a teenager fingerbanged a girl a kept it protected just so I could smell it all night. :thumbsup

princess 03-22-2007 03:58 PM

OMG! this thread made me laugh soo hard..

Scott McD 03-22-2007 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lance69 (Post 12132260)
I'm sure I'm not the only one who as a teenager fingerbanged a girl a kept it protected just so I could smell it all night. :thumbsup

Word.

Infact i still do it sometimes... :1orglaugh

baddog 03-22-2007 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lance69 (Post 12132260)
I was thinking the exact same thing. Most straight guys I know like the smell of pussy. Pussy is supposed to have a scent.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who as a teenager fingerbanged a girl a kept it protected just so I could smell it all night. :thumbsup

One of the great thing about beards is you can smell it so well after she/you leaves.

needlive 03-22-2007 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger (Post 12126691)
OMG, this is piss me off. So after i fuck a girl (8 body, 7 face) yesterday everything was smelling like pussy the whole fucking day. My shirt smells like pussy, the room smells like pussy, hand smells like pussy, my hair sells like pussy everything smells like pussy!

Never fucking her again...:321GFY

Sorry, but what kind of girl has eight bodies and seven faces? :winkwink: :1orglaugh

And how you managed to fuck her?

The 8th body is without head? :1orglaugh

DamageX 03-22-2007 05:24 PM

Ever tell everyone on GFY how you lost your virginity and ended up making a fool out of yourself?

Don't answer that, it's rhetorical.

Ssv 03-22-2007 05:36 PM

smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Remember Phoebe's song from "Friends"?

AK 03-22-2007 05:49 PM

and why is that bad??? LOL

LittleSassy 03-22-2007 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by needlive (Post 12132789)
Sorry, but what kind of girl has eight bodies and seven faces? :winkwink: :1orglaugh

And how you managed to fuck her?

The 8th body is without head? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

princess 03-22-2007 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ssv (Post 12132880)
smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Remember Phoebe's song from "Friends"?


OMG! that song soo fits this!

Madame0120 03-22-2007 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger (Post 12126691)
OMG, this is piss me off. So after i fuck a girl (8 body, 7 face) yesterday everything was smelling like pussy the whole fucking day. My shirt smells like pussy, the room smells like pussy, hand smells like pussy, my hair sells like pussy everything smells like pussy!

A shower and change of clothes should fix that.

Nodtveidt 03-22-2007 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger (Post 12126691)
OMG, this is piss me off. So after i fuck a girl (8 body, 7 face) yesterday everything was smelling like pussy the whole fucking day. My shirt smells like pussy, the room smells like pussy, hand smells like pussy, my hair sells like pussy everything smells like pussy!

Never fucking her again...:321GFY

Send her to my house...my wife and I will take good care of her.:kisskiss

polster 03-22-2007 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12127105)
It wouldn't be the same. I broke the gender barrier so now there are a lot of guys doing it (primarily gay I hear), plus they have deadly diseases that weren't around back then.

It was an experience every young man should be lucky enough to go through though.


You were the first male Hooters waitress?


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