Finally I have convinced her to have anal sex
 

And I could not get it in. It was like key hole with wrong key. Nothing worked!!! Fuuuuck.

hahahaha, use some lube...

Tell her to fart...

Was her dick too big for your tiny bunghole? :winkwink:

same problem with my wife, after a bottle of wine.....got a few good humps in, then she squealed, then anal was all done.... haha

First, make sure she has a clean colon...it looks always like fun in porn, but only because these girls make sure it's clean. If you don't, chances are high that you'll end up with a really shitty looking dick :winkwink:

Second, use alot of lube, the more the better. Keep in mind it may not be oil based if you are using a condom.

Third, anal is totally overrated, a pussy feels much better !

oh now come on.. if you're too big it's gonna hurt.. But if she's more relaxed like from drinking.. It'll make the experience a little more bearable lol

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Get some K-Y lol

Fucking amateurs.

The chloroform trick worked?

You want I should try with her first?

what about the lubricant?

I read and no like what you say. You must be gay.

Noooooooo not him! Neverr

i'm confused. convinced? don't most animals fuck from behind?

Amateurs Fucking Too.

My 1st anal was a 3 some and another first- which would be tmi. The guys cut cards to see who got what, when.

I love sportin' men, there's always the element of challange and FUN.

George Carlin said it best-

Ya gotta WANA.

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I use lotion. my dick slides right in. She says it hurts when inserting but after it feels good.

Hahaha, hope it goes well, good luck :winkwink: